Definder - what does the word mean?

What is The COD?

A catchall phrase used, alternatively, (1) to express emphatic truth to the original statement. (2) to literally hit someone in the crotch.

(1) I banged a wham last night. Really? In the cods!

(2) Where'd you hit him? In the cods.

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The COD - video


The COD - what is it?

feelings of severe despondency and dejection aka to suffer from depression is to suffer from codness

I have been diagnosed with severe codness

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What does "The COD" mean?

1. a pointless game about killing randomers
2. a yummy fish filled with omega 3

1. one dude- OMG LETS GO PLAY COD
other dude- HELL YEAH MY HIGHEST KILL STREAK IS LIKE, OVER 9000!

2. one dude- OMG LETS GO EAT COD
other dude- HELL YEAH, THE OMEGA 3 IS LIKE OVER 9,000!!!!

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The COD - what does it mean?

Noun or verb
When a guy is such a douchecanoe that the only thing you can wish him is for him to choke on a bag of dicks.. no, on a CANOE of dicks. That there is what we call a cod.

Josh emailed all our friends to talk shit about us after we were so nice to him and helped him when he found out the kid was not his. What a fucking cod.

We tried to help that douche, and he tried to stab us in the back. He'll get what's coming to him, fucking cod.

I fucking hate that guy. I hope he chokes on a cod.

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The COD - meaning

not a cock

cod is a fish

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The COD - definition

A term that was once known to be a fish but soon grew out when some sad person thought it would be smart to identify Call Of Duty as COD. What a bean....

Jo: Fancy a bit of cod with me?
Ralph: Thats offensive, im vegetarian...

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The COD - slang

Country Irish slang describing the act of fooling someone, often yourself.

You couldn't drink fifteen pints, don't be codding yourself

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The COD

Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:

- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.

A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.

"There goes the COD, off to buy some more Viagra".

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The COD

Scrotum and testicles.

Cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.

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The COD

The game where I have to mute everyone on because they are annoying morons.

Guy goes into COD lobby and its full of annoying 10 year olds screaming. Mutes everyone.

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