Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Tel Aviv?

This occurs when a non-jewish male wears any sort of Jewish Traditional item enraging a Jew to the point that he then seduces and has intercourse with the non-jew's girlfriend.

"What up dude?"
"Pulled the Tel Aviv turn around last night"
"How'd that go?"
"Her boyfriend dumped her, then she tried to kill herself by drinking perfume. So, you know, pretty much the best night ever."

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Tel Aviv - video


Tel Aviv - what is it?

Tel Aviv University - the largest of Israel's higher education institutions, if technion is where a person would study to become something useful in life, TAU is where someone would go to learn how to be a hipster.

"Do you study at Tel Aviv University"

"no ahi, I don't wear vintage"

"In order to truely access and understand marxism , one must take a folkloric approach" "You study at TAU right?"

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What does "Tel Aviv" mean?

1. second largest city in israel.

2. phonetic for the french "c'est la vie." = such is life. used when you a re frustrated with something and just give up on complaining about it, cause you're just used to these things keep on happening to you.

1. "hey let's go to tel aviv!" - "totally, i've never been to israel."

2. "i am running late and now i am stuck in traffic." - "tel aviv."

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Tel Aviv - what does it mean?

Best city in the world, located in the middle of Israel, parties 24/7 crazy night life

Lets go to Tel Aviv bro

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Tel Aviv - meaning

Where criminal live!

X: Why do i not like these people? they seem evil!
Y: Bro they are from Tel Aviv, you know how how much blood is on their hands?

X: Shit how can I forget!! How can anyone forget ??

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Tel Aviv - definition

Used in context of expensive, "sine city". Capital of culture nightlife and gay life of Israel.

The place becoming Tel Aviv like.

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Tel Aviv - slang

The REAL capital of Israel. Jerusalem is only considered to be Israel capital by those idiots from United States.

Fuck you all assholes who think Jerusalem is Israel's capital. It's clearly TEL AVIV NOT JERUSALEM you nigger cunts

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Tel Aviv

In Malaysia mean "Expensive Price"

Mat: Aku nak jual motor Yamaha RX-Z aku Rm100.000
Din: Tu dia harga 'Tel Aviv'

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