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What is Ted Cruz?
A Benedict Arnold; A seditious traitor; A short sighted, self-interested coward.
Texas man pulls a Ted Cruz after he set fire in a theater and then yelled fire in the theater.
Ted Cruz - video
Ted Cruz - what is it?
A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded
Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life
Is that the zodiac killer?
Yeah, well its Ted Cruz but same thing.
What does "Ted Cruz" mean?
"Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer"
Ted Cruz - what does it mean?
Code to let people know it's time to leave a room or party.
It's time to Ted Cruz guys, it's getting late and I have work in the morning.
Ted Cruz - meaning
"Ted Cruz, the dude who is the Zodiac Killer"
Ted Cruz - definition
Also known as "Lyin' Ted", "Ted Scruz", "El Rato Cruz", "Canadian Ted", "Rafael Cruz", "Zodiac Killer", "Booger-Eatin Ted", "cheaTED", "Rat", "Pandering Cruz", "Five-Mistress Ted".
Ted Cruz holds the Bible up high, puts it down, and then he lies!
Ted Cruz - slang
The thing you say/call out at a party when you want everybody to leave.
Ted Cruz. Time To leave people. Ted Cruz. Put the drink down.
Ted Cruz
Some politic person idk, but i do know him by his rightful name... the ZODIAC KILLER! It has been proved, case closed, Ted Cruz IS the Zodiac Killer. He is using his supreme artificial intelligence and strength to fight his nemesis, Sir Donald Trump, in the battle to win the presidential election.
#caseclosed #truezodiackiller #tedcruz2k16
"Who are you voting for"
"Ted Cruz"
"Who's that?"
"Oh, yes you'll know him as the Zodiac Killer"
Ted Cruz
When kissing the ass of a person that insults you and your ancestors, you double down on being pathetic by actively vionlently and vehemently suck with your mouth fecal matter straight from his or her ass to the point the person no longer requires an anal douche
"Hey Gary, are you still going to help me with a porn shoot?"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"
Ted Cruz
A Ted Cruz is when you run away to Cancun instead of solving the actual problem.
Damn, she isn't in a good mood today. I think I'll pull a Ted Cruz on her instead of solving the problem.