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What is THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH?Microsoft's most interactive program which enables you to watch your computer slowly be eaten away by the crap like style of the so called WINDOWS franchise. If you want to get this program, it's quite easy really, free of charge. Just open Internet many times and copy and paste random vids on to the internet address bar and load it. It will then show you some random coded jargon that Bill Gates used to manipulate his users, of which they copy the so called Error Code and try to troubleshoot the system. Here are some steps to troubleshoot the system or BSOD. Mommy look at my windoze, its blue screen of death. "Mommy and the kid were never seen again," Says bill gates. THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH - videoTHE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH - what is it?1. An error message that appears on the Microsoft Windows 9.x platform. It may appear because of hardware problems, driver issues, viruses, a problem with Windows, overclocked processor or other reasons. 1. Bad RAM has been known to cause the blue screen of death on Windows 9.x computers. What does "THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH" mean?Bill Gates you are one sick sick man, to create something this horrible, and why does it have to be blue why can't it be green or pink or purple. Im stitting in the computer lab and suddenly the computers one by one start to blue until all the computers around me are blue then I say to myself "oooh shit, wait until I save my work,....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH - what does it mean?The main screen of Windows. Windows has been running for 2 minutes now. We can thusly expect a Blue Screen Of Death right about... now. THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH - meaningthe true "blue screen of death" is much more rare than the screen many claim it to be. For those who say it is the screen that says "fatal error" and "press ctl+alt+del" you are WRONG. that is a blue screen but it isnt the BSD. the real Blue Screen of Death give a lot more information and starts out with "a problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer." This screen means your computer is hosed. Completely. the screen i have gotten many times was blue, however it was not The Blue Screen of Death THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH - definitionMicrosuck's warning that uses complicated addresses to warn you that you are running Windows. Windows has crashed. I am the blue screen of death. No one can hear your screams. THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH - slangWindows NT crashed. Chaos reigns within. THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATHBlue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it. Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation. THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATHAn error message on a blue screen and uses the MS-DOS font. This happens when major or "fatal" errors occur. In some cases you can press any key "to continue," but sometimes pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL may be required, and in rare cases you will have to power off the computer due to the keyboard not responding or getting a "System halted._" message. Windows ME sucks. I get blue screens of death 24/7. THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATHMicrosoft's most successful program "At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death" |
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