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What is THE AFFLECK?
to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed
i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore
THE AFFLECK - video
THE AFFLECK - what is it?
1. The unexpected sight of male genitalia in a film. Originating from the shower scene in Gone Girl
2. Afflecked: The result of seeing unexpected male genitalia in a film.
"I was quite afflecked after seeing Ben Affleck's penis in Gone Girl"
"Wasn't that played by Matt Damon?"
What does "THE AFFLECK" mean?
Word, bitch, Phantoms like a mo'fucker!
THE AFFLECK - what does it mean?
Succeeding despite a noticeable absence of talent, skill, charm and likeability. Affleckers are known to be totally oblivious to their obvious short-comings, making them even more obnoxious.
"You see Brian with that girl last night? He totally Afflecked that, dude."
"I didn't study, I'm pretty dumb, might as well try Afflecking my way through this exam!"
THE AFFLECK - meaning
Completely ignoring a reasonable argument from someone you disagree with, only to interject with an emotionally charged accusation that the speaker is being gross and racist, when in fact they are being neither gross nor racist.
Ben didn't care to hear what Bill and Sam had to say, he just immediately started afflecking to avoid a rational conversation.
THE AFFLECK - definition
The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.
"Oh dude, that blonde chick looks really hot."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."
THE AFFLECK - slang
The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.
"Oh dude, that blonde chick looks really hot."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."
THE AFFLECK
'afflecking: Publicly wallowing in moral disgust and righteous indignation rather than criticizing ideas on their merits. Publicly accusing someone of being racist because they criticize a religion or an ideology is an example of afflecking.
I tried to reason with her but she just kept afflecking.
THE AFFLECK
(verb) to assume a role you were never meant to have
Keanu Reeves really afflecked 'The Matrix'
THE AFFLECK
Shutting down discussion on an important topic by shouting the word "racist" where it doesn't belong.
"The world has an increasing problem with Islamic extremism, but before we discuss it, it's important to distinguish between criticism of Islam as a set of ideas and bigotry against Muslims as a people."
"You can't say that! It's gross! It's racist!"
"Woah, what's that guy's problem? Nothing I just said had anything to do with race."
"Don't mind him, he's just Afflecking."