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What is Suck?
When someone pisses you off to the point you tell them to suck. Meaning to suck my penis!
Jenny: How about you shut up!
Brandon: How about you suck!
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Suck - video
Suck - what is it?
When one friend is having a chiefly amazing day compared to the other. This may involved sleeping in late, extra long showers and day drinking. It will likely cause intense jealously in the other friend, stuck at work, inciting the claim that the fun friend "sucks."
Meredith, your 45 minute shower and bloody marys on a Wednesday make me think that you really really really suck.
What does "Suck" mean?
A common insult, often abbreviated to sux on the interweb, used when describing a bad performance.
Mistakenly thought to refer to a blow-job, "... sucks" refers to the fact that the dutch noticed that certain boats "sucked" water and this would result in a little wave at the back of the boat. The larger the wave, the slower the boat would go; and at a time where there was a big issue with pirates and other naval threats, the fact that a boat "sucked" meant that it performed badly.
"What did you think of the match yesterday?"
"It really sucked!
Suck - what does it mean?
"To suck" or "you suck" is derived from, or is a shortened form of "to suck dick" or "you suck dick." In effect, it is the equivalent of saying "that's gay" or "you're gay." (You suck dick, so therefore, you must be gay.) This, in turn, comes from the assumption that homosexuality is "wrong" or "bad." Therefore, if something "sucks" it is "bad."
Isn't it strange how widely accepted the term is? Everytime you hear someone say "that sucks" on TV, they are essentially saying "that sucks dick."
Lil' Timmy: Dave, you suck at hopescotch.
Dave: Frig off, Timmy - you are so gay.
Suck - meaning
The opposite of blow, yet they are used as the same word. . . wtf?
what all women want to do to me
1. She sucked my cock.
She blowed my cock.
2. Wow this sucks.
Wow this blows.
Suck - definition
(for those under 30 years old) An intransitive verb indicating a negative state of affairs. Could be poor performance, bad weather, illness, general dislike, or any of innumerable negative thoughts.
(for those over 30 years old) Always a transitive verb. Colloquially used as shorthand for suck dick with noun dick understood. Synonymous with blow and bite. Used as an insult; indicates homosexuality.
(under 30) Cracka 1: Hey did you see the Simpson's last night? Bart said his father sucks!!!
Cracka 2: So, what's your point?
(over 30) Son: Gee dad, I don't want to do my homework. Math sucks.
Father: You're grounded for a week, you perverted little delinquent. And wash your mouth out with soap.
Suck - slang
Not proficient in whatever or however you are going to confront a situation and/or event.
Tom: "I hate doing presentations. I suck at them!"
Bill: "Well Tom, 'if you are going to suck, suck good!' " (Thumbs Up)
Suck
A word used when describing how to drink out of a straw
Make sure you suck on the straw not blow
Suck
Definition 1-- Is bad at something
Definition 2-- Is overall unpleasant
Example for definition 1--
Person-- Boy, you suck at volleyball
Example for definition 2--
Person-- *having to do chores* Well this sucks
Suck
Not good. Bad.
The early Jazz musicians would say that a guy could really "Blow" if he had a good sound when playing the horn. If he couldn't play very well then they would say that he was "Sucking" on that horn. That's where the term "Suck" as being something bad came from.
He plays that horn so poorly that he must be sucking on it.
He doesn't blow, he sucks.