An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.

"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."

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Studying - definition

Something you should be doing right now but you're not. Congrats. ;)

Person 1: Dude I would love to play PUBG with u right now but I'm studying. ;(
Person 2 : Yea right, if ur studying how come ur on my server? stop lying bro.

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Studying - slang

The act of texting, eating, listening to music, watching tv, or sleeping when there is a textbook nearby.

"I was studying sooooo hard last night, I every episode of Arrested Development and ate some popcorn."

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Studying

An activity performed by a student (usually at the last minute) to recall what the professor has been teaching for the whole semester. The word studying interestingly enough has the word "dying" within it. The purpose of this is to alert the victim as to how they will feel (as if they were dying) while participating in the activity.

Student : I was up studying section eight all night looking for the answer to problem number twenty six. I wanted to die when I couldn't find it. Where is the answer in section eight?

Professor : It's not in the book. You can find it in our in-class notes.

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Studying

The thing teenage boys tell they’re moms their doing when there jacking off.

Mom: “Honey I’m coming in to your room because off laundry!”
Honey: “No mom fuck off I’m, studying!!”

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Studying

A blend of the words "student" and "dying," used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets.

Teacher: Student, why aren't you studying, you need to study so that you can advance in the world.

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