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What is Stoning?
The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.
Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?
Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.
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Stoning - video
Stoning - what is it?
The act of smoking weed when you are lonely to achieve a high that will make the loneliness not so bad.
Paul's family and girlfriend were out of town and he was home all alone, he couldn't think of anything better to do so he smoked some herb weed and became very stonely. Everything was then OK.
What does "Stoning" mean?
reference to the Almighty Black P. Stone Nation in Chicago. Basically saying "on god" but promising truth by swearing on the gang
imma handle it, on stone
Stoning - what does it mean?
when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.
Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos
Stoning - meaning
A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention
"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."
Stoning - definition
A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.
A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.
Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned
Stoning - slang
What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high
Motionless Stoned
Stoning
What you say when you are already stoned and trying to deny it.
Mom: Ya'll stoners!
Cassie and Maggie: We're not stoning, I swear!
Stoning
When you go on nature hike and you find a phallic shaped rock to insert into your ass or your friends ass.
Jim and I went on a great hike yesterday up a mountain. We totally ended up stoning each other once we got to the top. We called that rock nature's anal bead.
Stoning
The act of beating someone with Keystone Lights after they have committed a party foul. Keystones can be thrown or put into a sock in order to beat the party fouler but its standard that at least 10 Keystones are used to inflict sufficient damage.
Marcus: Holy crap! What happened to Jack?
James: He spilt his beer so we immediately Stoned him.
Marcus: What is stoning?
James: We beat him with Keystones.
Marcus: Oh that would explain the blood.