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What is Stoke City?
A council tax funded meeting place for the less intellegent and feebleminded residents of Stoke on Trent who consider the substandard display on their pitch to be of premiership quality. These "fans" are usually seen bedecked in their red and white striped XXXL Stoke shirts, bottom lip protruding, saliva dribbling, scratching their freakishly heavy brows as they contemplate how to negotiate the turnstile whilst communicating in a series of grunts and clicks. Can be heard mentioning 1972 in every sentence, as that was the one and only time they have been successful, and that was only in the League cup, a cup without any value whatsoever.
Grunt, duh, yeah, I like "Stoke City Football Club." , 1972, nauuuughhhh, dribble flibble
Stoke City - video
Stoke City - what is it?
Is not a council tax funded meeting place but the greatest football team in all of history, who recently beat Bolton wankers 5-0 in the semi finals of the FA cup and will go on to beat Manchester shitty city in the final. Their display on the pitch is always to premiership quality. These "fans" are seen at every match proudly wearing their red and white "whatever size" stoke shirts, scratching their perfectly plucked eyebrows wondering why Stoke are such a good team, communicating in the best way possible, singing and cheering the players on. They are known as "the loudest and proudest". They also can be heard proudly mentioning their success in 1972 of winning the League cup, a cup with great value.
Stoke City Football Club have got to be the greatest team ever
What does "Stoke City" mean?
A city full of inbred bastards, who all have 6 fingers. The city is also home to a small football team who’s fans who walk around in there XXXXXXL shirts eating kebabs and claiming that jack Butland is a good goal keeper despite him being shite
“I’m going to the stoke city game” all 4 of their fans
Stoke City - what does it mean?
stoke city a great football team !!
stoke city got promotion to the premier league in 2008 season