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What is Stephen Hawking?
A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
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Stephen Hawking - what is it?
Cocktail, of such potent voracity it is known to render the consumer slack faced, unable to enunciate and generally in need of personal one on one care.
Must be served in a traditional dimpled English 'Pint Pot'
The Stephen Hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- Whisky, Gin, Malibu, Vodka. To serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (Smirnof Mule, White Lightening, WKD etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.
You'll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you'll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.
He was shitfaced after just one Stephen Hawking.
One Stephen Hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.
On balance, it would be a bad idea for the Stephen Hawking to have a Stephen Hawking
What does "Stephen Hawking" mean?
To Stephen Hawking is to rectally ingest heroin by way of an opiate enema. A traditional Stephen Hawking consists of soaking a tampon in a White China/water blend (one should stay hydrated while traversing the universe) and simply inserting it into the rectum. Hawkinging is known to start with lower body paralysis while leading to a cationic/drooling state. Hawkinging is aptly named due to the heroin crossing through a "black hole" and then taking one to a different dimension.
Often practiced in a wheelchair with Cosmos or Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background, Stephen is alleged to prefer Jim Carey movies or N.W.A. Hawkinging has led to many similar methods such as the "Uranus" or "downer dog" where one assumes downward dog and has liquid heroin dripped into the anus. In order to relate to Hawkining, heroin must cross "the event horizon" through the "black hole". This is why "Sheening the Sphincter" falls under the Hawkinging umbrella despite the heroin being taken in powder form.
Hawkinging's alleged cultural impacts include the Phillip Seymour Hoffman's passing due to "black tar" substitution and Ted Cruz's smile.
I Stephen Hawking because of my trypanophobia and obsession with buttplugs.
Stephen Hawking - what does it mean?
A sex move; under the same vane as the ever popular "salty pirate" or "angry dragon". Derived from Stephen Hawking's book title "A Brief History Of Time; from the big bang to black holes". First, you are banging a chick from behind (the big bang), then, just as you are about to milky way, you transfer to said black hole and recite the following phrase...."A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME!!!". executed correctly, and she will reply with "What?". And that is the Stephen Hawking!!
Your girlfriend. A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME "Stephen Hawking"
Stephen Hawking - meaning
A term for extremely rough intercourse. In such cases that a Stephen Hawking has occurred, the woman can not walk for several days and must leave the building in a wheelchair.
Last night I took Amber back to my place and gave her a Stephen Hawking. She won't walk for a week.
Stephen Hawking - definition
The act of defecating for so long that ones legs become immobile and useless, whilst simultaneously using a cell phone during said defecation, for so long that ones neck becomes cramped and bent to the side, so that at the end of the period of defecation, one needs a wheelchair to leave the lavatory and will resemble the physicist Stephen Hawking.
"Dude I was taking a dump so long I came outta there looking like Stephen Hawking"
"Bro this dump could end up being a Stephen Hawking"
Stephen Hawking - slang
Stephen Hawking is a brillant astro and theoretical physicist, most known for his study of black holes, his book A brief History of Time, and his illness ALS, which has left him almost completly imobile. His other books The Universe in a Nutshell, a Briefer History of Time, Black Holes and Baby Universes and Other Essays, On The Shoulders of Giants: The Great Works of Physics and Astronomy.
He is also a pop culture icon, due to his physically disabled status, his status as one of the leading scientists of our time, and his computer that he uses to talk by pressing a variety of symbols for sounds. He has been in the shows Star Trek, Family Guy, The Simpsons and Futurama among other shows. There is also a rapper, M.C. Hawking, who uses his voice synthesiser to make lyrics. Stephen Hawking, known also for his wit, takes these in good humor.
Stephen Hawking has had Lou Gehrig's Disease for most of his life and as lived much longer then his doctors originally thought.
"When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my gun." - Stephen Hawking
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."
Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking is a physicist who is considered the best since Einstein and Newton. He is also an atheist prompting many mindless atheist nuts to use arguments from authority. It's obvious why a man like Stephen Hawking is an atheist. It's not intellect that encourages him. It's emotion stemmed from the condition he suffers. You can see that this is the case when an otherwise intelligent man uses a evidenceless hypothesis (multiverse which is science fiction) to advocate atheism. Unfortunately many atheists now use arguments from authority by asserting that because Hawking is an atheist, it must be correct.
Stephen Hawking, an otherwise great scientist whose emotion caused him to put his faith in an evidenceless hypothesis to explain the origin of the universe.
Stephen Hawking
"My grandpa was a real Stephen Hawking"
Stephen Hawking
A famous physicist a.k.a. 'The wheelchair dude who invented time'.
Sheldon: Stephen Hawking is a famous physicist...
Penny: Yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.