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What is Stat?
no dice; no go; not available
derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.
no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.
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Stat - what is it?
stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.
websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.
This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
From TeeGee of FuckingUpThe.Net
What does "Stat" mean?
In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.
Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
Stat - what does it mean?
By combining "ASAP" and "stat", it means to do something even faster than either of these words alone would intend.
to a friend: "Get his dick out of you A-stat! He's got the hiv!"
Stat - meaning
An abbreviation of the Latin statim, "immediately", often used in medical contexts
-The patient's heart just stopped working.
-We need a defibrillator in here stat!
Stat - definition
Short form for Statim, which is Latin for immediately medical
I need a knife... stat....
Stat - slang
Stat has a variable amount of meanings. If it is used as an insult to another person it means the person who is saying this word is extremely jealous of another person in the areas of female sexuality. The derivative of this word comes from the early 21st century by a poetic Chris Blain attempting to make an insult on a Royer, see definition. Since Royers cant be insulted the term changed to a more acceptable meaning.
"Shut up stat!". Meaning shut up its not my fault you get more girls then I do.
Stat
Shortened version of the word statutory. Used to describe a girl that is significantly younger than yourself. Who may or may not be 18 years old.
"What's up bro you tryna hang out with some stats tonight?"
"Nah man, they are still in highschool. Like they just got their licenses."
"Well a license to drive is a license to ride"
"That is fucked up"
Stat
Noun.
Term used when referring to attractive underage girl(s) whom, if engaged in sexual relations with could lead to statutory rape charges.
Damn, I have never seen so much Stat at the mall before!
Stat
Short for "statistic", particularly referring to any numerical measurable in sports, like touchdowns, field goal percentage, slugging etc.
"Chris Bosh is a good-stats-on-a-bad-team player"
-Bill Simmons.