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What is Spide?
spides...a plague upon man. Native to "norn iron" (n.ireland), they speak a corrupted form of english. Kitted out in garish shellsuits, huge medallions and baseball caps, these skinheaded monstrosities venture from their estates in packs to descend upon civilisation, ready to "bate thaw sheet outta wenkers." Intoxicated by a mixture of "wheet 'lightnin" cider and trance anthems, they hit dangerous speeds in their souped-up red corsas before comitting minor crimes. They speak a language incomprehensible to normal humans;for example "e waant a makkie dees burger wi' nay shay" or,in english; "i want a macdonalds burger with no relish please." It is paradigmatic of all steeks to have mindlessly violent sectarian opinions; the troubles in n. Ireland were caused by spides, and their estates are daubed with paramilitary propaganda such as "red hand commandos" or "up the provos".English hip-hop hoods think they are tough, but where i'm from, the spides eat Ali G wannabes for breakfast and wash it down with a pint of gravel. beware.
an archetypal spide's day consists of;
1. Get up. Swear.
2. breakfast; beans in a cup+ cider.
3. Don't go to work/school. Hang out "with tha lads"
4. watch the footy.
5. Evening at last. Gather your posse and find a student/fruit/hippie/o.a.p and "bate tha fock" out of them
6. One the crime spree is over, get in souped up corsa , turn on dance music and spit out the window.
7. go home.
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Spide - video
Spide - what is it?
"It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. " never have truer words been spoken. what they also should have said is "millies fuck anything with a pulse and an adidas watch".
millies are the female spide. spides are like the chavs in Northern ireland. utterly pathetic, travelling in large groups to make sure they dont get "bate" usually living life on the dole, and the worst part, picking fights with random people for no other reason than you are there. Racist,sectarian,pathetic... the scum of the Earth and the bottom of the barrel in the evolutionary ladder.
spides make sure they say "fock" and "leek" in every sentence.
What does "Spide" mean?
Appearance:
-shaven head, yet still smeared with excessive amounts of cheap hair gel which should be used to 'glue' each individual strand of the 'fringe' to the forehead. tips of hair should also be bleached.
-greasy, dirty skin, acne, wax ridden ears and unwiped nostrils. the spides standing (chance of pulling a millie) is increased if they posses a broken nose/ hideous scars.
-having as much facial hair as possible for a 13 year old, this is known as the 'bar code tash' (fluffy hair on upper lip).
Attire:
-baseball cap worn at 45 degree angle
-white jumper with hood,
-either white/blue tracksuit bottoms or cheap jeans with bottoms turned up
-florescent trainers or 'cat boots'
-thickest, goldest and cheapest rings, ear rings and necklaces.
Education:
-none
Transport:
-Anything they can steal
-a vauxhall nova/corsa, 'souped up da fuck'
occupation:
-steal
-drugs
-paramilitary work
-'stroke' from the government
oh shite we're about to get the shit kicked out of us by those spides
Spide - what does it mean?
Another way of describing the scummy bastards who hang around the street corners of belfast with plastic bags full of glue up their sleeves. They would steal the teeth from your head to fuel their sad little existences. Dresscode = tracksuits, sovereigns + piss-stains. One of gods worst creations after cancer.
Look at that spidey bastard in his suped up shitmobile. Just because it makes alot of noise, has no fear stickers, neon lights and alloys doesn't mean its a car. And by the way, stop throwing fireworks you annoying little cunt.
Spide - meaning
Native to Belfast, but variations are found throughout the UK under different guises. (e.g, Glasgow/Edinburgh - Neds, Liverpool - Scallies) Spides have a general dress code. This consists of a tracksuit, baseball cap and brilliant white trainors. This uniform is often complimented with a few sovereign rings and the biggest necklace they can afford. A spide can often be found in estates or on some occasions in public. It is when they enter into civilisation that a spide is at it's most dangerous, often hunting in packs for people they don't like the look off. These groups include rival spide groupings, students, 'hippies', ethnic minorities and the elderly. It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. In their native habitat of the 'estate', spides like nothing better than drinking 'carry-outs' and fertilising millies. Often cheat the benefits system
The dole office was full of spides many of whom had little tashes. Janty was there too.
Spide - definition
I absolutely claim to having invented this word around 1982 when I was 17 having a coffee in Corn Market , Belfast watching the world go by and playing "spotting the rare head" with a mate.
While it is used widely used nowadays and I fully agree that most people know a spide when they see one, everyone except a spide that is - it was because so many low -lifes at the time,had spiders web tattoos on their elbows. As simple as that. We used to do Spiderman hisses at them with our hands out and they didn't have a clue what we were doing.
Many of those tattooed fuckwits are royalty compared to the scum of today. If fact I have a pint with quite a few of them. Most didn't know if they were Mods, Skins or Punks but at least the music was good and memorable ,unlike today.
Yet man Johnny is a spidey wee cunt with that beard and those rats especially the fuckin clock. What the fuck are those clocks about?
Spide - slang
A creature usually found in large numbers(3-12, who hates most other things.
Likes:
*Corsas/Novas
*"wheet lihtnin"
*"liek"
*"dblyew caye dee bloo"
*"knokin teh fook outta wenkers/hyppies/goffs"
*"bangin me girl"
*"gettin wiped out on blow"
*defending "me ma"(who most of the time they swear their life on, on crappy bets)
Dislikes:
*"hyppies"
*"auld fockers"
*"goffs"
*"sk8terz"
*"fagotts"
*"me ma"(strange but ma is in both)
*most booze that would get someone older than a 3-year-old pissed
*anyone who can drink more than them
*anyone who can fight
so in essence the Spide is a twat, who cant fight in packs less than 3. so if you see some laugh inside then pass them. Also watch yer wallets.
Spides: EYEO HYPPIE GET YER HAIR CUT
Metaller: fuck you
Spides: U LOKIN A FEEGHT
Metaller: u want one?
Spide: FOCKIN HYPPIE BASTARD
Metaller smacks Spide.
Spide: IYL GET ME DA ON YE YE FUCKER
Spide
White abusive teenager covered entirely in sportwear (baseball caps, tracksuits trainers) and tacky jewelry, purchased entirely through state benifets.
Probably comes from the term "spider men" refering to the retarded way that they walk as if they are carrying 2 tvs under their arms.
I saw some spides listening to Energy 106 congregating outside McDonalds....I wish cancer upon them.
Spide
A Northern Irish male Chav who adores burberry and ocassionally steals the odd car or ten.
He might have ten kids - all of which are the same age!
A spide is often a 'hood' (car theif)
Who stole your car? 'That wee spide with the Nike air max'
Spide
The spide. Most people who live in belfast want to move away as soon as possible because of these poorly dressed monsters. All of them deserve to die, literally. If you are passing by a group of them, completely ignore them, and do not look at them in the eyes or twice. Unless of course you are a spide yourself, or you are dressed similar (it's a good idea to wear a nike top over your Metallica T-shirt, and wear jeans as much as possible). However, if a spide who is on his own calls out to you, he will leave you alone at the slightest comeback. But if you ignore him, he will think you are "scared" and he will continue this.
Walk into belfast city centre, look around for 10 seconds, and you'll see a spide.