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What is Snack Pack?
a combination of a john hoard ass kicking and wholesome pudding goodness
im so tired from kicking johns ass i think im gonna grab a nice refreshing snack pack!
Snack Pack - video
Snack Pack - what is it?
The age of MILFs (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) with tramps stamps (Tattoo on lower back) is upon us. A Snack Pack is a MILF with a tramp stamp.
"Hey Mrs. Jones, I think the snack packs are on the bottom shelf"
What does "Snack Pack" mean?
Is a sexual act wherein a male gets both of his testes into a woman's or man's mouth.
Me: She fit both my balls in her mouth. She must have been hungry!
Friend: Nothing like a snack pack for a hungry stomach.
Snack Pack - what does it mean?
A perfectly sized plastic container filled with pudding, which is available in a large selection of flavors.
"That bitch is tripping, she can't have a Snack Pack of mine."
Snack Pack - meaning
Noun:
A interconnected web of friends that consider each other family and share an eternal bond, forever unbreaking.
"I would consider these people my Snack Pack; I love them dearly"
Snack Pack - definition
A snack pack is an act conducted between you and your partner.
Step 1: Pick your favorite snack pack flavor, I prefer chocolate.
Step 2: gently open a pudding snack pack. Leave the tin lid attached to reseal for future use.
Step 3: slowly dip your testicles in said snack pack.
Step 4: Pull your testicles, slowly, out of the snake pack. (If you pull to fast, see pudding spoon.)
Step 5: Dip your chocolate covered testicles in your partner's mouth. Hmmmmmm
Step 6: Leave your testicles in your partner's mouth until they are cleaner than they were prior to dunking your balls in chocolate pudding. If they are still sticky, dip and repeat.
Stack packet complete!
PS: Pudding is pronounced- puuuudddinnggg. When you say it, the noise should come out of your nose and as little tongue movement as possible. That's what she said.
Last night my boyfriend snack pack 'ed like a pro! It took 3 heavy cycles to get them so clean u could eat off of them. Rinse, repeat, reuse, recycle is what I always go by....(Thrasher brasher)
Snack Pack - slang
A man (any race) who gets bummed by other men without any sexual favors in return. Generally he is open to servicing all races (brown and white pudding).
Jared is a total snack pack. He had a group of 4 men of various races run train on his ass. They left his pudding hole as a snack pack.
Snack Pack
A Lazy ass girl who is uneducated, rude, really fat that doesn't care about anything but her snack pack of chips and when asked to do something gives you a fat attitude.
Example 1: When I said excuse me to the Snack Pack bitch she kept walking with her family size chips in one hand and a cast iron pan in the other and burned me. When I screamed at her she kept eating her chips and said yeah...sorry and waddled away.
Example 2: That stupid snack pack at Walmart told me that she doesn't need a manager to come fix my receipt. She said that the register is always right.
Snack Pack
The opposite of a six pack; a gut or beer belly.
"Dude, did you see the snack pack on that guy?"
"A what?"
"That fat fucking belly."
Snack Pack
A short, fine-looking honey...Usually between 4'10" to 5'3" tall. Has it all...Pretty face, nice rack, and a phat ass....all in a nice, compact package. What more could you want???
I was at the mall the other day, and this fine lookin snack pack came rollin' up with this fine-ass little package. If I'm not careful I might break that shit in half.