Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Smog?

Acronym for "Secretly Men Obey Girls"

Example #1:

Person #1: "Can't make it today, my girl's keeping me busy all day!"
Person #2: "Sounds like SMOG is actually a thing."

Example #2:

On Twitter: "Soon it's Valentine's Day again - Men, get yourselves together for our women! #SMOG"

Example #3:

"While giving your GF a present is sweet from time to time, doing it constantly reeks of SMOG."

Example #4:

Person #1: "What's popping, bro?"
Person #2: "Not too much, just finished doing my Girlfriends homework."
Person #1: "Again? Isn't she doing that all the time with you?"
Person #2: "Yes, but I just can't say no to her! After all, she threatened me with less sex if I don't do it..."
Person #1: "She's using you, break up with her! The SMOG took over your thoughts!"

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Smog - video


Smog - what is it?

cigarettes

Damn! I left my smogs at the whorehouse.

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What does "Smog" mean?

Another term for anal sex.

Leanna said "I hate the phrase butt sex" Stacy replied with "ok how about we call it being smogged instead?"

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Smog - what does it mean?

sexy man of god

check out Dan over there, he is such a smog

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Smog - meaning

No smog - adj.

a good day or used to describe a good day. A reference to the Ice Cube song "Today was a good day. He says...

"Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank god, I dont know but today seems kinda odd. No barking from the dog, no smog, and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog."

How was your day?" " No Smog!" Ah, well I'm glad you are having a good day.

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Smog - definition

to subject a car to an emissions test with a pass result. Usually a state will require such a test with a passing grade in order to properly register your car in that state.

I finally got my car smogged but I had to have the mechanic work on it for days.

I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.

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Smog - slang

Term used by gay men still officially "in the closet" to proposition others without directly asking for sex. An outright calling for sex, akin to bathroom feet touching in the Larry Craig incident.

Hey smoggie mcsmoggerstein!!
Huh?
oh, never mind

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Smog

cigarette lung bullet

hey man lets go have a smog

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Smog

Obtained originally as a derogatory term used towards people of Asian culture (particularly Chinese), smog now refers to an insult used on people who are dickheads.

Used colloquially by eshays and normal people alike, the word 'Smog' shouldn't be thrown around lightly...

Also note: The insult is often best used with other rhyming words to show utter frustration at an individual. A bit like adding sugar to your coffee.

"My god, Jarred is being such a smog today"

"That guy was such a smoggin' floggin' dog am I right?"

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Smog

Visible air pollution often seen hovering around big cities (Los Angeles). The word 'smog' comes from the combination of the words 'smoke' and 'fog'.

There were times when a face mask was required to walk safely around Toronto because of SARS; Los Angeles is still like that because of SMOG.

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