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What is Smirnoff?

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff

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Smirnoff - what is it?

A Smirnoff Sunday is a drinking session with your best mates usually taking place in university halls. Historically the sesh would only take place on a Sunday, however, through the years it’s evolved to occur on any day of the week! Large quantities of Smirnoff vodka are consumed, many drinking games are played and attire is usually pj’s or sweatpants.

Steamer 1: Hey chick, you game for a Smirnoff Sunday?

Steamer 2: Lets fucking do it, I’ll bring the vodka!!

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What does "Smirnoff" mean?

1)The low proof vodka that is commonly known as "chic beer" or "cheerleader beer"
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It is also considered derogatory if a man is seen drinking a smirnoff.

I got to go to the gas station to buy some smirnoff for the girls.

Jim, why are you drinking a smirnoff? Are you gay?

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Smirnoff - what does it mean?

Alcohol advertised to be vodka but really is shit. If you bring Smirnoff at a party, you really have to hate the person inviting you.

A: Want some vodka?
B: Yeah, sure... Wadya have?
A: Smirnoff
B: I thought you said you had vodka not dollar store booze....

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Smirnoff - meaning

An excellent tasting alcoholic drink with the around the same proof as any ordinary beer but is still degraded by ignorant teens calling it "cheerleader beer" (obviously they think anything hardcore has to taste like shit)

dude1: why is everyone dissin my smirnoff when its the most popular beer at the party?

dude2: dickheads

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Smirnoff - definition

A very sweet and perfectly normal metro-sexual drink. Perfect on the rocks with lemon and lime, in a tall glass. Often incredibly expensive when mixed with other ingredients.

Jean Le Fete "Oh, i cannot find my eyeliner in my man purse! Darling! "

Jeffery Jacaferie "Honey, we need to wet our lips with some fresh Smirnoff, lemon and limes..like so now!"

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Smirnoff - slang

best vodka ever....cuz its russiann

i love smirnoff because it tastes so good, mmmmm

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Smirnoff

the perfect vodka. it's right in between being so cheap that it may as well be rubbing alcohol and so expensive that you figure it's gotta be filtered with opium to cost that fucking much.

Annie loves getting crunked with her $13 smirnoffs!

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Smirnoff

Nickname given to the Russian Scientist, Alexei, by police chief Jim Hopper in Stranger Things.

Jim: Hey Smirnoff! Get back here!

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Smirnoff

A Russian based company which originated around the mid 19th century. Smirnoff is specialized in producing vodka based products and is one of the largest vodka companies in the world.

Drinking entire bottles of Smirnoff is dangerious - but fun!

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