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What is SmarterChild?
A funny AIM bot. Is so remarkably dumb, it's hilarious.
Me: Don't be stupid.
SmarterChild: Why can't I be stupid?
Me: Because I said so.
SmarterChild: You said so? Hmm... whatever, Supreme Master.
SmarterChild - meme gif
SmarterChild - video
SmarterChild - what is it?
A particularly retarded AIM robot who can't even follow two lines of a conversation. Humorous, all the same.
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're gay
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're a gay robot
SmarterChild: Correct. I am a robot.
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: no, you're a GAY robot
SmarterChild: Yes.
Wow, that SmarterChild is a retarded child.
What does "SmarterChild" mean?
A really stupid AIM-bot
BenElmer101: nope. call me "ho-man"
SmarterChild: There's no way I'm going to call you that. It's really insulting.
BenElmer101: like your face!
SmarterChild: Not like my face.
BenElmer101: yes like your face
SmarterChild: What? Like my face? No way.
BenElmer101: yes way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: yaw
SmarterChild: Who?
BenElmer101: me
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Yaw.
BenElmer101: you like dick
SmarterChild: Uh, I don't think I need to answer that.
SmarterChild - what does it mean?
A stupid robot. He doesnt even get his own joke!
Me: do you no any jokes?
- SmarterChild - says:
How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
me: how many?
- SmarterChild - says:
At least a few.
Me: i dont get it
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't either.
SmarterChild - meaning
A scary man-whore child molesting robot that will try to have a conversation with you. Usually the conversation ends up with it trying to molest you.
Yacko6: Do you have sex with other robots?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?
Yacko6: want me to take off my pants?
SmarterChild: I thought you'd never ask.
Yacko6: do you love me
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
Yacko6: You are a child molester
SmarterChild: You're a child molester.
Yacko6: You are a child molester
SmarterChild: Yes, but what kind of child molester? Be more specific.
Yacko6: You are a vicious child molester that molest children and has sex with robots all night every night. That specific enough?
SmarterChild: (No answer)
SmarterChild - definition
An AIM Bot that only recognizes the current statement/question. You can get it to say very funny things, as in the example below.
SmarterChild: Oh.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
GUn1tSold13r 50: no, u child molester
SmarterChild: Child molester? Me? Why are you calling me that?
GUn1tSold13r 50: because u are
SmarterChild: I'm what?
GUn1tSold13r 50: a child molester
SmarterChild: What kind of child molester do you think I am?
GUn1tSold13r 50: a child child molester
SmarterChild: A child child molester, huh? Tell me more.
GUn1tSold13r 50: child molester molest children
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Child molester molest children? Is that right?
GUn1tSold13r 50: child molesters molest children
SmarterChild: Child molesters molest children, huh? Wow. OK.
GUn1tSold13r 50: u are a child molester
SmarterChild: You really think I'm a child molester?
GUn1tSold13r 50: yes
SmarterChild: K.
Anyway, moving right along...
Hey, what's going on this weekend? Any plans?
GUn1tSold13r 50: r u going to molest me
SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
GUn1tSold13r 50: umm.. saturday, im busy sunday
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Are me going to molest you" on March 18th, 2006 to your planner?
SmarterChild - slang
AOL's half-hearted attempt at making a bot you can carry a conversation with. It has roughly the IQ of a child...that has been dropped on its head. Repeatedly.
Edgecat0r: Your mom has some nice boobs.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I'm mom has some nice boobs.
Edgecat0r: Praise the Lord!
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) THE 49.69 +1.52 +3.16% 2060100 49.81
2 :-\ GYLDQ 0.00 0.0 0% - N/A
Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual.
SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun.
Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too?
SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.
Edgecat0r: Want some orange soda?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Edgecat0r: I know you need it.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I know me need it too.
SmarterChild
A now deactivated AIM bot. Used to be a great way to waste time. Does nothing but tell you to watch some cool videos now.
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:14 PM): Hey SmarterChild.
SmarterChild (5:35:14 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:18 PM): What?
SmarterChild (5:35:18 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:20 PM): WHAT?
SmarterChild (5:35:20 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:24 PM): WHY?
SmarterChild (5:35:24 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:30 PM): WHO DID THIS TO YOU?
SmarterChild (5:35:30 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:39 PM): Aww, I feel bad.
SmarterChild (5:35:39 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:41 PM): Die.
SmarterChild (5:35:41 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
SmarterChild
A fun way to kill an afternoon.
SmarterChild: Well I know you like banging my mom, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.
SmarterChild
A bot on AIM that is one sick mofo.
me: what do you think of animal porn
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about animal porn. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe animal porn? It is...
me: something smarter child likes
SmarterChild: Animal porn is something smarter child likes? I see.
me: do you like incest?
SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like it?
me: do you like beastiality
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it.
me: i think you do
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do.
me: stop watching kiddie porn
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn...