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What is SlapChop?
A kitchentool with the purpose to slap and chop vegetables.
Person 1: Aww man I hate to slap and chop all of my vegetables! It takes so much time!
Person 2: But dude! Haven´t you heard about the slapChop? It slaps AND chops all of your vegetables! You can even use it with fruits!
Person 1: Hell yeah bro it sounds lit af!
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SlapChop - what is it?
Pulverizing a Plan B bill, then slipping it into a ho's breakfast after you turned her out, to make sure she doesn't try to make you her baby daddy.
Tommy fucked a skank without a condom again and when she refused to get an abortion, he had to SlapChop that ho!
What does "SlapChop" mean?
To have a live prank done to you on chat roulette via web cam.
Mike was on chat roulette last night and he got slapchopped so bad.
SlapChop - what does it mean?
(v.) Dice, Chop & Mince In Seconds.
(n.) Any person who slapchops your nuts, financially and/or metaphorically. Frequently, but not always, a socially inept bum.
Example 1
James - "You know, Chris is always such a bum."
Me - "Yeah, he totally Slapchopped my wallet with the promise that he would pay me back, that lying Slapchop."
Example 2
Chris - "Could you give me and my fiancee a ride to Taco Bell?"
Me - "Fine."
Chris - "Could you buy me and my fiancee a burrito or two? We don't have enough money."
Me - "You're such a friggin' Slapchop!"
Chris - "Wha'?"
Example 3
Eli - "Merry Chrisiless, No more Slapchop."
Me & James - "Yay!"
Eli - "By the way, I got you a Slapchop."
Me - "Shit. Bad Memories."