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What is Slam Dump?
The act of defecating into a fellow-human's mouth such as to choke him with the size of the defecant. C.f. "shit eater."
"Yeah, he was pretty hot, but then he was all like I want to choke-slam dump-slap your purty-ass mouth."
Slam Dump - video
Slam Dump - what is it?
A large shit that involves sweating and strainging so much that a change in wardrobe is necessary. Counting down from 10, start removing all your clothes. When all clothes are removed, release the load of shit from your anus and yell "Grand Slam". Then, if you are Spencer Meyer, continue to masturbate on the spot.
Dude, I just took a grand slam dump. It was awesome. Thats the second one this month!
What does "Slam Dump" mean?
when you have to take a dump really bad and you get to the toilet and you start to shit before you even sit down, but you still make it
Mike: OH SHIT! i think im running to a SLAM DUMP
Slam Dump - what does it mean?
To defecate inside another human being's anus.
I got you Sharon! Right in there! SLAM DUMP!
Last night Steven took it upon himself to slam dump inside me. It was pleasant.
Slam Dump - meaning
The immediate release of poop as soon as you sit on the toilet after holding it in for a while or after eating too much. Just like a slam dunk, only done with the ass.
Having to take a shit real bad
I went to go eat with a friend the other day. When we go back to the dorm he scurried to the bathroom, taking small but quick steps. Seconds after he shut the door I heard him shout "slam dump!"
Slam Dump - definition
The act of having a bowel movement that is so urgent and formidable that the individual grabs the toilet rim with two hands and vocalizes a sound similar to that of an NBA star who just dunked a basketball. Ie: "Ahhhhhhhhhgh"
Lebron James ain't got nothing on the two handed slam dump I just made in the teachers lounge toilet.