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What is Sicilian?
It’s an Italian slang term to close a deal The Sicilian style. To kill everyone involved, preferably with a knife but in a pinch a gun will suffice. To kill them all
This Mameluke is meet The Sicilian.
The family has spoken, it’s time to make the call; this ends tonight, with the Sicilian
Sicilian - meme gif
Sicilian - video
Sicilian - what is it?
Italians from the island of Sicily. Sicilians do not consider themselves Italians, but a separate subculture. The people of mainland Italy, and the rest of the world as a whole, consider Sicilians the trash of Europe. The men of Sicily are full of bravado but are, in actuality, pussies. They preen and fuss over their appearance like self-indulgent teenage girls, all the while avoiding anything remotely resembling manual labor. The women of Sicily are not much better, as they sprout hair all over their bodies at about the age of 25 (see mustache and back hair). Unfortunately, no one has explained to the Sicilians how worthless they are and they continue to wrongly believe they are sexy and virile.
When visiting Sicily, do not carry anything of value as it will probably be stolen by a gang or lone individual carrying a weapon. They will not attack unless guaranteed to succeed through overwhelming numbers or firearms. And do not count on any help from the police since they are criminals as well. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A SICILIAN MALE! Any woman who does so will be used as a punching bag or ticket out of the slum before being unceremoniously dumped.
Female Tourist: "Help, I'm being robbed!"
Sicilian Male: "Once I finish looking in the mirror and adjusting my sunglasses I'll be sure to run away as fast as I can."
What does "Sicilian" mean?
A people coming from the Italian island region of Sicily. Many Sicilian-AMERICANS claim to be different and "better" than other Italians without actually having any evidence to back it up. Sicily was historically part of the same kingdoms of the rest of southern Italy and the Roman Empire, and was not the only Italian region to have been invaded by a large number of peoples and to have absorbed their cultures. Italy was cut up into many kingdoms before unification, and thus each region has their own distinct culture which they put before a united Italian culture. They ARE Italian.
“To have seen Italy without seeing Sicily is not to have seen Italy at all..."-Goethe
"Someone from the southern island of Sicily would first be Siciliano, then Italian. A Fiorentino from the central region of Tuscany would sooner declare allegiance to la Toscana than he would to a Calabrese...who in turn would distinguish himself from a Milanese."-Gabrielle Euvino
"For some reason Sicilians think that the Mafia makes them a separate culture from the rest of Italy. They must not know about the Calabrese 'Ndrangheta, the Sacra Corona Unita in Puglia, and the Camorra in Naples (which, incidentally, is older than the Sicilian Mafia)."
"Yeah, Sicilians have their own language. So do Neapolitans, Venetians, and almost every other kind of Italian."
Sicilian - what does it mean?
Someone you must never go into battle to when death is on the line.
NEVER GO IN AGAINST A SICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE! HA HA HA HA HA.....*drops*
Sicilian - meaning
Person from Sicily. Person with an Italian last name and features like dark curly hair, thick eyebrows and lips, and olive colored skin. Anyone from a place in the Mediteranean sea shoud have those features, includes people from Sicily, Greece, Turkey, Egypt, Albania, and Mali, they all look alike.
Look at that beautiful girl, she must be Sicilian.
Sicilian - definition
Someone from Sicily. Our language is different from that of mainland, so we are not "Italian". Sicilian people are Mediterranean, but not all of us have black hair and olive skin, though the majority do. We love our families and value them above anything else. In the words of Vito Corleone, a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. Oh, also, we are not all in the Mafia.
I am half Sicilian. My brother is half Sicilian. We both have dark green eyes, white skin, and light brown and dark blonde hair respectively. Also, neither of us are affiliated in any way with the Mafia.
Sicilian - slang
Don't mess, they'll kill your ass. The toughest and most bad ass men, the hottest chicks. Def the best Italians which is really saying alot.
Sicilian girl's got the best moves, but I wouldn't mess with their fams
Sicilian
A person from the island of Sicily, or a person whose ancestors came from Sicily. Although the Italian language became the official language of Sicily, Sicilians still speak Sicilian (Sicilianu, not Siciliano) amongst their friends and families.
Sicily is famous for its folk music, food, culture, crime, dark features, and sexy women (and we guys are lady magnets too).
Sicily has been colonized by many different peoples over the past 5000 years. Both white and black, as well as Arab, Greek, French, and Spanish have took over the island. Sicilians are generally dark skinned and have dark features because the dark genes seem to always take over the light genes.
Some of us Sicilians are offended when people say they have negro genes, but I'm ok with that. Proof that we have negro genes is that Sicily has a high rate of sickle cell disease. Sickle cell disease only affects blacks or people with black ancestors. If you look at a sickle cell disease distribution map, the only places where sickle cell is present is Africa, USA, parts of the Middle East, Brazil, some Caribbean islands, and Sicily (and some of south Italy).
Sicilian folk song (that young Vito Corleone sings on Ellis Island):
Avia nu sciacarreddu
Ma veru sapuritu
A mia mi l'amazzari
Poveru sceccu miu.
Sicilian
Contrary to popular opinion, NOT all Sicilians are dark, so by saying, and I quote,
"they have features like dark curly hair, thick eyebrows and lips, and olive colored skin. Anyone from a place in the Mediteranean sea shoud have those features"
YOU ARE WRONG and you have obviously never spent a lot of time in the Mediterranean or in Sicily because most Sicilians are a mix, as the island was conquered by many different types of people. There are plenty of blond, blue and light Sicilians, just as many as black and dark and curly. Minchia!
Chi talii, sugnu sicula! What are you lookin at, I'm Sicilian!
Sicilian
The island south of italy and north of africa with the greatest culture in the world.
The examples are endless, look it up on google or something.