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What is Shakespear's?History's greatest playwright, and one of the greatest poets. Just get an annotated version of one of Shakespeare's works if you can't understand it. Shakespear's - meme gifShakespear's - videoShakespear's - what is it?the verb that describes the act of someone, who is madly in love to the point where it becomes overly dramatic and obsessive, and they start talking like shakespeare would have 1: "Thou hast stolen my heart, you fair angel from the heavens!" What does "Shakespear's" mean?Undeniably the most influential man in the porno industry. By altering many of the titles from his thirty-seven plays, the Shakespearean theme in the bedroom--or anywhere else for that matter--has been an immediate success, beginning with 'The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet' (1969). Other raunchy adaptations of the famous bard's work consist of titles like: A Midsummer Night's Cream, A Midsummer's Wet Dream, A Midsummer Night's Creampie, King Rear, Loves Labia Licked, Hardcore Lady Macbeth, In The Flesh (an adaptation of Macbeth), Measure for Measure (involving two gay department store salesmen), The Taming of the Screw, Titties Andronicus, Ebony Andronicus, Much Ado About Nuttin', Two Gentlemen DO Verona, Two Gentlemen IN Verona, Two Gentlemen In Each Other, The Merchant of Penis, Penis and Adonis, The Merry Whores of Windsor, The Merry Wives of Bukkake, The Tragedy of Julius Creamer, Julius' Semen, As You Like It... Over and Over, As You Lick It, The Best Part of Henry VI, Anal Laments: Romeo and Juliet, Romeo and Julian, Hamlet's Hoe, Hamlet Gets a Handjob, X Hamlet, Twelfth Night of Sodomy, Measure for Pleasure, Othelia/The Whore of Venice Beach, Othello: Dangerous Desire, Alls Well When Swallowed Well, The Rape of Lucrecia, The Rape of Lucy, The Rape of Luke (disputable), The Temptress, The Two Horny Kinsman, Shannon Does Shakespeare, and The Sodomy of Cleopatra. These titles can be located on various sites, like IMDB.com, Radosh.net, and Panopticist.com for the release dates, etc. In 2001, the 'Bardcore' films were nominated for 10 Adult Video News Awards, including a best actress nomination for the porn legend Nina Hartley, as Titania. Amherst Professor Richard Burt is one of the most notable scholars studying Shakespeare-riffed porn--see richardburt.org for more information. And although the notorious poet is long since departed, his influences in the Porn Industry will not soon be forgotten--especially to those of us who enjoy masturbating to orgasmic shouts of Juliet in a horrible, yet fitting, Early Modern English accent. After all, it was Shakespeare who said it best: βmaking the beast with two backsβ (Othello, I, i). "The only other glimpse of Shakespeare comes when Othello wonders how Cassio got hold of Desdimonaβs strawberry-spotted handkerchief. Or, in this version, her leopard-print thong." -Richard Burt Shakespear's - what does it mean?William Shakespeare was a brilliant playwright who's works are the cause of constant bitching from people either too stupid to understand them, or too lazy to bother to try. OoooMGGGGGGG Shakespeare was the reason I H8ed english class!!!!!!11111111111111111 Shakespear's - meaningA writer of plays. He basically wrote plays to entertain people. He did not do it to show off his Iambic Pentameter, or what ever it is called. He did not write them to show off his grammer, he did not write them to show off his use of adjectives, and he sure as heck did not write them to show off his, and point out his use of phrases. student: I HATE Shakespeare!!!!!!! Shakespear's - definitionCommon mis-spelling of William Shakespeare You forgot the e, genius. Shakespear's - slangA depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules. Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?" Shakespear'sRenaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets. Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning. Shakespear'sSelf-gratification in a noble manner. The act of nobly "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm. I started Shakespearing since when I was 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have Shakespeared at least once a day. Shakespear'sThe guy that every English teacher wants to bang. I really want to bang William Shakespeare. |
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