Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Seagulled?

When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"

I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.

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Seagulled - what is it?

Masturbating in your hand and then throwing it in someones face!!!

1. Did you seagul that chic
2. Yuuk, I just got seaguled by that asshole
3. Hey boys, lets go do some seaguling

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What does "Seagulled" mean?

Any person that eats free leftover scraps of food no matter how disgusting it is.

Those cookies have been sitting in the muster room since yesterday, but that’s no problem for Matt B, he’s a fucking seagull.

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Seagulled - what does it mean?

A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.

She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...

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Seagulled

when a person or animal throws seagulls at you

OHHMAYYGAODD SEEYYGULLLZZZESSS areeeee eattinngggsss myyy MILKSSESS
(this dumb shit told mt write seagulled..so, seagulled?)

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Seagulled

When people hide in the closet while others have sex, they begin to masturbate and when they are about to jizz they all break out and cum on those having intercourse, those who were in the closet then proceed to flap their arms, run in a circle and make seagull noises.

I had the worst sex last night, my brother and his friends were hiding in my room and seagulled me

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Seagulled

When an employee loudly and obnoxiously advocates for his or her issues in a meeting such that it becomes the main topic of discussion

I felt like I seagulled my way into the front of the deck

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Seagulled

The act of surrounding a car, where two or more persons are having sex in, and masturbating onto the car windows, thus giving the effect of bird poo on the windows

I had a great night dogging the other night, me and the boys really seagulled a Focus, whilst watching some nasty bird fuck her boss on the back seat

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Seagulled

Past Tense Verb. A Seagulling, or being Seagulled occurs when the ejaculate from a male falls out of the male's partner and onto the male when the partner removes themself from atop the male after sex.

"My wife rode me this morning, but when she got up I got Seagulled."

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Seagulled

Past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had cum thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh.
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective

Jack: Do much last night?
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss

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