Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Seagull?

hanging around at the end of a night out trying to pick up who ever is left.

picking up the 'scraps' at the end of a night because there's nothing else about. hanging outside the club trying to chat up people who come out by themselves.

"stop being a seagull and go home"

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Seagull - meme gif

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Seagull - video


Seagull - what is it?

When a person or persons masturbates at the window of car in which a sex act is taking place. Normally at a dogging site.

Said person will then spuff on the window, after which he will return home to his wife and children.

Seaguller: "Erm, excuse me, you there. Are you Dogging?

Doggers: "Yes!"

Seaguller: "mind if i seagull?"

Dogger: "Not at all, spuff away"

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What does "Seagull" mean?

Thieving and shitting assholes

1: Some robber came in and had diarrhoea!
2: Wow, he's such a Seagull

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Seagull - what does it mean?

Seagull: White bird, usually seen near landfills or beaches.

Oh you mother fucker seagull. You just crapped all over my fucking jacket. Fuck you, you flying rat.

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Seagull - meaning

Rugby term, slang

A forward, usually tight forward who drifts too wide, and plays half the game at second-five. Of no use to the forward pack as a whole. Usually the domain of arrogant pricks who want to make the highlight reels.

See Showpony

Jason Eaton's a skillful guy, but he's fuckin seagull. Play tighter you girl's blouse.

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Seagull - definition

A friend, lover, co-worker who finds no shame in swooping in and gobbling up your discarded food. They don’t care who’s around and who sees them do it, waste not want not is their motto. They don’t share there food, they only eat yours.

I feel bad, I can’t finish this huge sandwich.
Don’t worry, Matt will be here soon and he’s a total Seagull !!!

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Seagull - slang

An annoying bird that likes to hang around water and makes annoying squawking sounds. It is imperative that you stay away from these gross "flying rats" because there is a high change that they will steal your food or shit on your head. Not a nasty sexual act, just a gross bird.

Person 1: A SEAGULL!!!
Person 2: AAAAHHHH *runs away* DON'T SHIT ON MY HEAD!

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Seagull

A manager who flies in out of the blue making a lot of noise then craps all over everything and flies off again.

A seagull manager is an absent / occasional manager who wants to be seen to be doing something useful but realy has no contribution. To make up for this they turn up from time to time and flap around making sure they tell eveyone what a wonderful job they're doing while at the same time dengrating or undermining the real work being done by their happless underlings.

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Seagull

Any person that eats free leftover scraps of food no matter how disgusting it is.

Those cookies have been sitting in the muster room since yesterday, but that’s no problem for Matt B, he’s a fucking seagull.

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Seagull

A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.

She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...

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