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What is Seagal?One of the most powerful forces in the universe, almost as powerful as Mike Anderson. Capable of using Aikido to dispatch virtually any opponent (or many opponents) with ease. Never before has any opponent put as much as scratch on Steven Seagal, in other words he is untouchable. Hi-yah! Carl: I am going to beat your ass! Seagal - meme gifSeagal - videoSeagal - what is it?Its when your poundin a girl on the beach and you pull out and stick your junk in the sand and go back in to complete it. Last night we slept on the beach and i totaly screaming seagal'ed her. What does "Seagal" mean?1. to grow one's hair out and tie it into an oily pony tail. 1. "Did you see Spencer's hair? He really went Full Seagal" Seagal - what does it mean?A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "Mission Accomplished". In order to kill like Seagal, you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless). I totally Steven Seagalled that guy; Mission Accomplished. Seagal - meaningA person who is extremely lucky and don't even understand he's luck and don't deserve it "omg i killed 6 men with usp by headshots, lol how fun!" Seagal - definitionThe act of hitting or being hit with a bad ass steven seagal martial arts move. You just got seagaled.Don't make me seagal your ass. Seagal - slangCombines "seagull" and "gall." Being vexed or irritated upon being shat upon by a seagull (or any bird). The insolence of the that seagull really chaps my ass. I don't know what to do with the seagall that I'm feeling. SeagalWhen you're washed up and get a fat belly like modern Steven Seagal. Kenny Powers got so Seagally after the Majors. SeagalOriginates from Steven Seagal. When you seagal someone you bust them up or kill them in the vain of Steven Seagal. I'm going to seriously seagal that guy. SeagalTo jab someone in the throat with an upward palm, fingers together similar to the way Steven Seagal hits people. This is accented by saying "Seagal" as you do it. I was walking through the bar "Seagaling" random strangers. |
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