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What is Scottish Independence?
A deviant sexual behavior whereby, while receiving fellatio and simultaneous massage of the scrotum, said recipient expels extended, audible flatulence. When performed successfully, the flatus resembles a harmonious musical drone, producing a scenario in which the fellating partner is reminded of playing the Scottish bagpipes, a symbol of independence.
Willing Fellator: So, do you want me to go down on you?
Flatulent Male: Of course!... as long as you don't mind a little Scottish independence.