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What is School bathrooms?
1. the closest thing you can get to a war-torn third-world country in suburban midwestern america, with such features as
-shit in the urinal
-piss puddles on the floor
-some whore giving head in the disabled stall... how ironic
-some great "modern art" (dicks and other private parts) on the walls, drawn by such great artists as the guy who eats his boogers in 7th period and the wigger in the back of your biology class
-the wafting smell of swamp ass and unflushed shit that, on hot days, flows outside of the bathrooms and into the halls
-sinks with a broken soap dispenser and those fuckin air hand dryer things that are like as loud as a damn slayer concert but give as much air as a broken box fan
-a ton of kids vaping, likely a cover-up until after school, when they likely engage in homosexual intercourse in the bathroom... now it's quite obvious why there's dicks drawn on the walls.
2. a huge insult you can give someone, someone who tends to smell bad and/or just be a shitty person in general.
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1. I really had to piss during algebra so when the ball rang i ran to one of the school bathrooms... needless to say, I don't think i'll ever piss or shit till the day I die
2. Brenda is totally a school bathroom, she smells like moldy cooch and fucks all of the junior varsity football team, what a fucking whore!!
School bathrooms - video
School bathrooms - what is it?
The ever-burning pit of disease inside of the already hellish dimension of "school".
"Never, ever go to the School Bathrooms, unless you want cholera!" said a wise person.
What does "School bathrooms" mean?
The only place with more smoke than the fog machine section at Spirt Halloween.
Me: imma take a piss
Friend: you better bring a gas mask bro
Poster was found dead in one of the School Bathrooms later that day
School bathrooms - what does it mean?
the only place where you can get a vape, head, jerk off, and take a shit all within less than a mile of each other
School Bathrooms are nasty asf
School bathrooms - meaning
A school bathroom is a bathroom that smells like butter and the piss in the urinal is dark orange.
Jacob: "Dude, I got to shit."
Mason: "Nah bro, the school bathroom smells like butter"
School bathrooms - definition
A school bathroom is a horribly disgusting place. There is a ton of graffiti, stall doors that don’t lock, the stall itself has crap everywhere, some idiot peed in the sinks and they are overflowing, and used toilet paper is strewn about.
The school bathroom was gross
School bathrooms - slang
Quite possibly the most dreaded place on the face of Earth. Typical Characteristics include Broken/Overflowing Toilets, piss/shit smeared all over the floor tiles, sinks that only have cold water, stalls that don't lock, toilet paper that can be compared to coarse construction paper, and un-flushed "deposits." One of the only places in the Universe where it is possible to contract a disease by breathing the air inside. It looks nice for the first week after being built, but is totaled by the many disgusting people who actually use them.
I needed to take a shit, but I didn't want one of the water snakes that live in the school bathrooms to come up and bite my ass.
School bathrooms
gum and chip bags in the urinals. also, gay orgies and vaping. hair in the sink. NO SOAP.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SCHOOL BATHROOM SMELLS SO BAD!
School bathrooms
Be careful the school bathrooms are filled with shit everywhere!! Shit looks like the janitor retired
School bathrooms
A living hellhole.
The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.
The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.
The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.
The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.
The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor
The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons
The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.
The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.
The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.
Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
Use the school bathrooms at your own risk!