Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Scheme?

To hit on a woman in a devious fashion. Often used in reference to a younger woman, or a friend's girl.

Johnny: Did you see Bob scheme on those high schoolers at the bar last night?
Rob: Yeah, what a fucking scumbag.

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Scheme - video


Scheme - what is it?

developing a system to success!!!

Plotting and scheming the future of my career.

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What does "Scheme" mean?

Scheming is a ingenious way to out maneuver and out wit many minds in advancing devious goals without detection. This can be performed by either one person or by an elite group of schemers. Scheming is an art form. It is art because scheming can be carried out in any possible way at any possible time. If your not sure you've been schemed, than it has been properly done on you. Scheming is usually done to lessen heads from certain activities: smoking some tasty haze

"Jenna realized she was schemed when she found herself alone and the group gone with the spliff"

"Be careful of 123 C and their nonresidents, they may seem cool...but their all scheming bastards"

"Was that scheming or some ninja work?"

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Scheme - what does it mean?

to devise a devious plan. To be shady or otherwise use intellectual power to deceive or carry out a plan for a personal interest. A plan with a twisted plot.

Ex1:
Son, why you gotta scheme like that? that means why are you acting shady

Ex2:
Person 1: What are you scheming?
Me: How to take over the world
Person 1: I'm down...now all we need is some pot and booze

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Scheme - meaning

The cum on, to ejaculate on to

Guy 1: Dude how was last night

Guy 2: Let's just say I schemed on her

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Scheme - definition

As used by Neil.See Neil.

It's a scheme we do. Yes and if you could just sort out the colour scheme.

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Scheme - slang

A really cool functional programming language, derived from LISP. Makes cool data strucutures like lazy lists easy to make.

Scheme totally kicks ass.

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Scheme

Perl for drug addicts

"I am going to learn Scheme, man."

"You a crackhead, pothead, or meth-head?"

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Scheme

v.
1) subvert or undermine one's authority
2) devise an evil and or heartless plan of deception

n.
1) someone or something that subverts or undermines one's authority
2) a shady/creepy person

I'm pretty sure Bobby could win the Scheme Olympics for following Betty after school everyday.

And the title for Top Scheme goes to...(drum roll)...one by the name of Michael Jackson!

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Scheme

The act of pursuing interactions with a person with intentions of dating them/hooking up.

Hey David, are you still gonna scheme Jen? Or have you changed schemes?

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