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What is Scary Movie?
The funniest of the Scary Movie .... um, movies. It has by far the most bizarre, must-see alternate ending ever!
George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...
Scary Movie - video
Scary Movie - what is it?
The absolute best parody movie that I've ever laid eyes on.
It's basically a mix of a parody of The Ring, a parody of Signs, a parody of Eight Mile, and a parody of a whole lot of other movies.
George:
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through. Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out. I'm a white boy, but my neck is red. I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail. How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero. I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him. I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France. So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!
What does "Scary Movie" mean?
Last night Derek and Caitlin were watching scary movies.
Scary Movie - what does it mean?
very scary
Scary Movie - meaning
a movie that scares the shit outta you, and you can't sleep for days.
laura couldn't sleep for days, or go in the dark by herself after watching 3 scary movies in a row
Scary Movie - definition
Movies which motivate a black audience to yell at the screen, talking to the character as though they were there.
Scary Movies of any type work, as long as there is enough suspense to engage the colored folk.
Scary Movie - slang
As a verb, to blow a ginormus load of cum. Named after the movie in which such an ejaculation was first portrayed. To completely and utterly bust your nuts.
Last night Liz gave me head for the first time. I scary movied all over her face and the floor.
My gf and I the first time we had sex-
gf: oh yeah, you like that baby
me: Yeah. Omg don't stop, don't- uh. oooh OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
*eyes roll back into head and cumz so hard that he loses 30 pounds and blast her through the roof into space.
Astronaut: Commander did you just seethat?!
Scary Movie
1. An excuse to hold a guy/girl's hand.
2. A way to show that you're tough (applies to men only)
3. A reason to cuddle.
Grab my hand while we watch this scary movie.
Scary Movie
(N.) 1. A movie that triggers horror or fear in those that watch it.
2. The best movies spoof since Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.
3. Any movie that has a Music Artist as the main star of the film.
1. Nightare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween are all Scary Movies.
2. Why the f*ck is Ja Rule in Scary Movie 3!?
3. It's going to be a scary Halloween this year, where we gather around to watch such scary movies as "Crossroads" and "How to Deal."
Scary Movie
The funniest and the best spoof flick ever made. Movies which were mainly spoofed in the movie are Scream, Scream 2, and I Know What You Did Last Summer. A movie which was planned by the Wayans Brothers was a big hit in 2000.
Scary Movie is funny as hell!!