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What is Santos?
George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.
Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..
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Santos - video
Santos - what is it?
A strange, mystical Neanderthal like creature that allegedly roams the Caucasus (with the exception of Mount Elbrus) and the Kazakh Steppe.
Although there has never been any conclusive proof that the "Santos" actually exists rumours abound in the folklore of the region and the similarity in description across all the different countries cast some sort of credibility to it's existence.
The creature is said to be of "swarthy" appearance and has a lumbering gait that makes it appear to stagger as though drunk with the Azerbaijani, Dagestan, Chechnya and some Georgian people referring to it as "Chorni Chuchka Santos", and the Kazakhs calling it "Monkeyears Santos"
There are many rumours of conflicts between the Santos and local villagers and it is said to be aggressive if cornered and bears the scars of many battles.
It's said it moves between the Caucasus and the Kazakh Steppe by swimming the Caspian Sea and there have been limited sightings reported in the Ural River in Atyrau, however most local experts believe it migrates over frozen areas of the Caspian during the winter months.
It is reportedly a solitary creature that eats fermented fruit which may account for it's drunken like state in many of it's sightings
Wow man, that's rarer than a Santos !!
Check him out dude, he's like a staggering Santos
What does "Santos" mean?
The Santos is a guy you definitely someone you don’t want to mess with. His right hand man SHREDDER12283 and Debby the delinquent are two extreme lads. This absolute chad will mess everyone up who gets in his way, will easily steal your girl, and will flex with all his la coste and off white on you, and remember...
No Armani, no panani
Sam: yo, where’s the Santos at?
Debby: probably smashing some girl right now
Sam: ahh, no surprise, he is the Santos
Santos - what does it mean?
Verb; when someone kills a joke.
Noun: a bad joke
yo that dude just santos-ed.
Santos - meaning
A person who likes to make fun of others people's names. Also has a head like a chinchilla
also your right hand
Hey Kinker, what's a kinker?
i dont know santos, go sniff your smelly dog!!
frickin chinchilla
Santos - definition
Someone you haven't seen in a very long period of time.
"Santos! I haven't seen you in FOREVER! How are you? How's the family? How's the sister? How's the synagogue?"
Santos - slang
Mexican boy who doesnt speak spanish, very funny. Amazing at sports. Very hot and to die for.
Mia:omg santos looks so hot today.
Santos:i look hot everyday.
Mia:Ik
Santos
The Hispanic equivalent of a Chad or Bro
The beer pong team of Chad and Santos just got their popped collars and Kanye glasses handed to them!
Santos
Usually a hot Spanish boy tends to be really funny,He Also Is very sociable& has a amazing personality, isnt afraid to take A dare, gels his hair and is very good with girls in bed using his big dick
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He's the type of guy that you don't want to mess with. He acts like he doesn't care but deep inside he cares a lot. He jokes around all the time but still loves the woman that he's with. He gives the best hugs and the best kisses. No one can never be like him. He'll never cheat on you with anyone. He's a faithful guy and will always be by your side no matter what. He'll buy you many things that you never asked him to buy. He's the sweetest and cutest guy.
Her: where's my santos?