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What is Santa Clarita?Santa Clarita is a town in southern California where no one under 30 works for a living because they can live off of their rich parents and attend COC for 5-10 years on and off. those whose parents are not willing to support them after coming of age proceed to get on food stamps, sell drugs, and live off of sierra highway in canyon country. these people will eventually move to palmdale. kid1: hey, i have to go sling some weed out in Santa Clarita, wanna come with? Santa Clarita - videoSanta Clarita - what is it?A calm boring place where nothing really happens. A bunch of wannabe gangsters live there. They try to act hard and bang, but they can't fight you one on one they always have to bring their friends. Grown men will bang on teenagers they see dressed as gangsters. Some of the wannabe gangs here include Newhall 13 and BF Emmanuel : Lets go hang out in Santa Clarita What does "Santa Clarita" mean?The most stupid, boring town ever. Full of Punk posers, preppy girls, and "gangsters". EVERYBODY does drugs here and we're all spoiled rich kids. Santa Clarita sucks balls. Santa Clarita - what does it mean?A very boring city located north is Los Angeles. The only reason why anybody wants to come here is Six Flags Magic Mountain. Other then, that is boring. Bunch of white supremacists live here. No race here really gets along. Kids in their late teens and early 20s want to get out and move out of theirs parents hole. The only desired trait about this city is that is SAFE and the schools are somewhat better than the schools in LA. Overall, just a boring city with some of the dullest people youβll ever meet. Some of them are super shitty and fake. Person from Santa Clarita: damn. This city is really boring. Santa Clarita - meaningSanta Clarita, California. On phone to supplier: No, I said Santa Clara, not Santa Clarita... What the f*ck do you mean, I have to PAY for you to resend it?!? Santa Clarita - definitionA very boring town north of Los Angeles. People here are fake attention-whores. Most of the teens here are wannabe ravers, and are obsessed with light shows. Lots of kids here do drugs and smoke lots of weed because theres nothing else to do. The only good thing about Santa Clarita is that Six Flags Magic Mountain is located here, and thats really the only fun thing to do here, other than sitting around at the mall doing nothing on a friday night. KID 1: hey, lets go to a party in Santa Clarita and give lightshows and get high!! Santa Clarita - slangA city in California. South of Fraisure Park and north of the Sanfernando Valley. It is filled with upper middle class families who live in their little cookie cutter boxes. There are 5 main areas of Santa Clarita: Valencia, Saugus, Newhall, Canyon Country, and Stevenson's Ranch. It is a major center for many people in the show biz like Jamie Lynn Spears, Taylor Lautner, Sasha Petirse, and Madison Davenport. It is also filled with annoying teenage girls that have enough money to be well off, but act as though they are rich socialites. It is also the hometown of the Six Flags theme park Magic Mountain, California Institute of the Arts, College of the Canyons, and William S. Hart park. Residential areas vary from suburban neighborhoods to urban city life to rural ranch property. Santa Clarita, AWESOME TOWN! Where our gangs, don't even look thretening. Santa ClaritaDon't live here unless you're above the age of 30 and plan on having no cultural stimulation. The police don't like children here and harass them regularly. The city does everything it can to prevent transit from going in and out of the city after dark and on weekends so kids without cars have nothing else better to do but sit around and fear the police. (Santa Clarita) Santa ClaritaAll the shitty boring white people live here. There used to be better looking girls here, but they all moved out. Nowadays, when you visit here itβs a bunch of, βKarenβs.β Unattractive women who no guys wants unless the guy is thirsty and not good looking. Come here for Six Flags Magic Mountain and get the fuck out. Move on with your day. Holy cow, nowadays Santa Clarita is filled with Karenβs and Shitty boring ugly white people. Damn. This place turned shittier. Santa ClaritaPlace full of blue collared people that act rude and stuck up as if they lived in Beverly Hills but are too poor to afford it (hence they live in Santa Clarita). They like to act like they arent as ghetto as Palmdale but they are. They only reason they dont see it that way is becasue Santa Clarita is full of low achieving losers that have never actually left, so they will never understand that Santa Clarita and Palmdale are essentially the same town. When you confront them about this and ask why they have never left they will say something dumb like "i gO To LA On tHe wEeKeNdS". Ok dummy we mean actually lived somewhere else after graduating from high school. They think going to the mall is fun... newsflash its not the 90's anymore, or that going to Six Flags is the time of their life. The men there either act like ratchet wannabe gang bangers or like racist trash that wished they lived by the beach. The women are the same except that the white women there act like your typical Karen, you know just a bunch of regular bi**** but not as hot as the women you see in LA. It is a boring suburb full of the most mediocre people. The funniest thing I had someone from Santa Clarita ask me was "What aresome of your favorite places to go out to at night here in Santa Clarita" poor soul has never actually been anywhere, there are no bars or nightlife in Santa Clarita. Oh there must be somwthing in the water there becasue most of the people are simple minded! Person 1: Wanna go somewhere boring, racist, and full of trash this weekend? |
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