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What is Santa's sleigh?
Ex.
- Hey Jimmy what’s that white line on the table?
-Oh, it’s Santa’s sleigh dust.
Santa's sleigh - video
Santa's sleigh - what is it?
Think human centipede but everyone is doing The Unicorn on each other in a straight line. Each person sticks a suction cup dildo to their head and forcibly inserts it into the rectum of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. Once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “NEEEEEEIGH” and rush forward, dragging those behind them (much like a Kentucky Tractor Puller while forehead to ass inside of eahother. Note: The person in front MUST also wear a Santa hat.
“Yo why did I hear you neighing in your room last night? You watching Christmas movies already?”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
“Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”
What does "Santa's sleigh" mean?
The act of giving a woman anal sex, then grabing her by the love handles and riding her down a stairway.
"How did you break your jaw?"
"Mike gave me the Santa's Sleigh last night."
Santa's sleigh - what does it mean?
An exaggerated colloquialism to correctly asses the abilities of being good with women.
When a man is extremely adept at picking up and sleeping with (fornicating) others especially women.
When a man attracts many ladies and their approval, lusts, and fascinations.
A man who uses gifts as a means to sleep with many women.
A man who is a Sexual Dynamo.
Dude, You see Jimmy with all those girls tonight? He was Santa Sleighing!
The professor knows just what grades to get those girl's shirts off. He Santa Sleighs.
I Santa sleighed it last night in bed. She was begging for more.