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What is SafeWay?Where the Bogans shop Tracey: will you fuckin' kids shut the fuck up; Im buying some VB and wini blues and then we can get the fuck out of safeways SafeWay - meme gifSafeWay - videoSafeWay - what is it?A store with damn high prices but low value Never shop at safeway or you'll get my warning. Or is it? I'm not making sense? I will soon. What does "SafeWay" mean?To screw up your schedule every week. To have only two aisles open even though there are eight. To have zero tolerance for any physical contact expect right handed handshakes. This includes consensual hugging, kissing, pat on back, between co-workers, vendors, friends, family members, and even fiancees and spouses. They consider this sexual harassment even though hugging is not sexual. This is rule fit for boot camps or prisons, and communist countries like Cuba, N Korea, Vietnam. This policy increases chances of drug abuse, depression, and work place violence and decreases employee chemistry due to oxytocin deficiency, bonding and cuddle hormone. Safeway slogan ingredients of life. Better slogan ingredients for oxytocin deficiency and poor worker chemistry. No employee has rogue's super powers. I have class on Tues and Thurs between 8 Am and 3:15 Pm. They schedule me 12 pm to 4 pm. They schedule me on Saturdays 4 to 9 more often than not. I hugged a depressed girl the store says I committed sexual harassment even though the touching wasn't sexual. I wasn't her client I am not in a position of authority over her. Most people who hug children aren't pedophiles. They don't molest strangers or out in the open public. They wait until the child and family trust them. You risk long term unemployment if you work for safeway even when there is no recession. SafeWay - what does it mean?Safeway (3rd Planet in the Supermarket Solar System) "I got past the Soccer Mum asteroid field only to be rammed to death by a roving granny with a walking frame!" SafeWay - meaningA crappy grocery store that sells stuff at rediculously high prices. The only cool thing about safeway is that alot of them dont have any security alarms and cameras. Making it a good place to score some free stuff. I just made a beer run at safeway yesterday and got away with it because they're too cheap to put up security systems SafeWay - definitionA damn expensive store with low value Never shop at Safeway or you'll get my warning. Or is it? Not making sense? I will. SafeWay - slangThe act of going into a local safeway, stowing a bottle of alcohol in a backpack or pants, and then leaving without paying "Damn brah mark got caught safewaying yesterday and now he has to pay a fine" SafeWayThe shittiest place anyone could dare work. Synonomous with flamboyant douchebaggery, started by a man with the last name "Skaggs". Forced customer service regime and secret shoppers, workers who do not comply will be executed and sold as safeway select potted meat. Pay is below minimum wage and one may expect to have a throng of mentally handicapt co-workers. Three minute lunch breaks are permitted; one usually has to order food from the "service deli" inhabited by stoned fucktards and sandwiches made of decaying human entrails. Shitty value, high prices, fucktard co-workers, and shitty health care. Safeway sucks! "Bo Jim, that retard you remember from school, is your manager at Safeway." SafeWayA place where hopes and dreams are crushed daily. Hey Mack, how's it going? SafeWaythe shittiest company i have ever worked for i work for a slave labour company |
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