Definder - what does the word mean?

What is SPS?

Syllables Per Second. Mostly used when calculating speeds of rappers.

Person 1: Bro, how fast is Eminem like what is his top speed
Person 2: 13 SPS on Speedom

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SPS - video


SPS - what is it?

Small Penis Syndrome. I actually thought of this myself at 2 a.m. in the morning and I am very proud. Perhaps others have thouht it up before but I will be taking all credit.

Patrick got rejected by this girl and now claims he has a broken heart

Hm. Must have SPS.

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What does "SPS" mean?

Smelly Pussy Syndrome

Man, what is that smell? It's that lady with SPS who just strolled by.

You may want me to make sweet love with you lady, but my cock aint going near you with that SPS.

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SPS - what does it mean?

Anacronym for the term Small Penis Syndrome.

Why is Ira such a fucking asshole?
He probably has SPS!

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SPS - meaning

Skinny pants syndrome.

Those pants were so tight, i feel like i have SPS!

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SPS - definition

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

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SPS - slang

Stinky pussy syndrome.

ew, mia has SPS!

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SPS

Slack Pussy Syndrome - when a pussy is like elephant ears

Guy 1:"My right foot got stuck in her pussy"
Guy 2:"That Bitch got a serious case of SPS"

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SPS

South Park Studios. The production company behind the long-running animated sitcom South Park. Also the name of the website hosting all episodes of the show.

The new episode is up on SPS!
Awesome, let's watch it.

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SPS

Small Penis Syndrome: People (usually male) who demonstrate through aggresively thoughtless, demeaning, assholic behavior that they they are poorly-endowed.

I can tell by the way you took up two parking spots that you have SPS.

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