Definder - what does the word mean?

What is SPF?

When you ejaculate into a tube of facial sun
block and give it to your partner who refuses to accept a facial during sex.

“How’s the sex with that new summer hottie you’re seeing?”
“Just OK. The only way I get close to finishing the way I like is to SPF Facial the sunblock.”

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SPF - meme gif

SPF meme gif

SPF - video


SPF - what is it?

When you stick your tongue out at someone, your tongue usually makes contact with your lips. If you pay close enough attention, and add a little air to it all, it sounds like spf, short for Spiff.

When Julie stuck her tongue out at Eric, she breathed out a bit causing a spf noise.

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What does "SPF" mean?

Side panty fuck. Inserting his cock without taking the trouble to peel off your panties. Creates a slightly different feel. Ideally done when wearing a sexy pair of panties.

He didn't want to take the time to take off my panties so he just decided to go for an spf.

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SPF - what does it mean?

acronym for Strictly Platonic Friend, used under these various conditions:
-the person has to actually be a CLOSE friend of an opposite sex
-your relationship has to resemble that of two romantic lovebirds' in some aspects
-yet the thought of you two as a couple makes both of you (or one of you) feel squeamish
-the person is conveniently your escort for all the shit-i-need-a-date events

A: yo, i always see you and ryan together now. are you guys dating?
B: hahha, no. he's just my spf.

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SPF - meaning

The French term for homeless/bum/vagrant. "Sans Premesis Fixe", Without a fixed residence. I think that phrase better sums up these people than "bum."

"I used to see SPFs peeing in public all the time when I lived in New York."

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SPF - definition

Acronym for Smokey Pointer Finger. When you smoke a cigarette and your pointer finger has an inevitable aroma of smoke. Extremely difficult to remove with water, soap, hand sanitizer, or any other cleaning mechanism.

Not smoking is the only way to avoid SPF.

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SPF - slang

Safe way of saying Shit Piss Fuck online. Used to express extreme anger at a situation.

The doctor just told me I have inoperable cancer of the balls... SPF!

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SPF

Sold Pending Funds, This item has been sold to someone but it has not yet been exchanged for money.

Item #1 - $100
Item #2 - $30
Item #3 - SPF

Item three has been sold but has not been traded

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SPF

Seconds Per Frame.

Similar to FPS(Frames per Second), it indicate how much seconds it take to render one frame of video or a game.
Mainly used by: Gamers playing high end games on ancient hardware and amateur motion artist rendering videos in desktop PC.

Guy 1: Dude! I downloaded GTA 5 yesterday and it played like a charm at 60 FPS.
Guy 2: Ha! so pathetic, I used to play the same game at 186 SPF.
Guy 1: Woah! that's awesome!... wait... what!

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SPF

when your computer is such a fucking potato that u get seconds per frame instead of frames per second

i have 60 SPF on my computer

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