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What is SATs?SATs were invented in 1402 by a very evil king who had no friends, no girlfriend, and smelt of wee. He looked out of his window one day and saw all the teens of merry olde England having a laugh and he instantly invented SATs as a way to ensure we all shared in his misery. He was a bad bad man. "sat's today, get out your revision guides!!" SATs - meme gifSATs - videoSATs - what is it?#1 source of stress high school students are dealing with College student: What's wrong? What does "SATs" mean?Suicide Assessment Test- this tests your ability to not commit suicide before taking a really hard test. Can't...take it...going to...fail SAT*phew* finished.*drops* SATs - what does it mean?Sucking out Absolutely all joy Test Wanna have no social life, free time, or parties? SATs - meaningStupidity Assesment Test. A test given in high school that judges your worth as a human being. the lower the score, the more expendable you are to the government. @#$%! I got a 400 on my SAT, so now I'm a public servant! SATs - definitionThe SAT is a test used for undergraduate admissions in US universities that measures your ability to wake up at an ungodly hour on a Saturday morning, your ability to shade in what seems like millions of bubbles using a number 2 pencil; and your ability to sit still for over 3 and half hours with limited breaks. "You got a 200 on one of the sections of the SAT! Oh! Maybe you miss-aligned all of your answers, and noticed when you got to the last question..." SATs - slangJust big fucking bullshit that you have to take in high school. This is meant for colleges such as USC, Stanford, UC or Ivy League schools to judge how smart or dumb you are. Whats the point about it when you have class grades? So fuck it cause it wastes time and thinking. Teacher: Alright class get prepared for the SAT class coming next week. SATsA standardized test taken by most high school Juniors and Seniors in order to qualify for college admittance and scholarships. Generally disliked by many students, this test is often called an acrnoym for Satan Approved Torture. "Do you wanna hang out on Saturday?" SATs**This post refers to the SAT Reasoning Test, a form of punishment infliced upon all high schoolers. Mother 1: I got my daughter a private tutor who graduated from Princeton. He's going to bring her score up from a 1500 - 2300. *cocky, proud smile* SATsStandard Ass Titties. Usually B cup. Jack: "Maggie over there is at least a B cup." |
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