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What is SAMUEL L JACKSON?
Have you not noticed that he is in every movie?
person 1: whos in that movie?
person 2: i dont know, but i bet samuel l jackson is.
SAMUEL L JACKSON - video
SAMUEL L JACKSON - what is it?
the black equivalent to Chuck Norris.
Samuel L. Jackson is that of Chuck Norris... except blacker.
What does "SAMUEL L JACKSON" mean?
1)Hardest working actor in Hollywood. The one nigga in H-wood you don't wanna f**k with!
2)A beer that'll "get ya drunk!!!"
1) See "Pulp Fiction," "Jackie Brown" and "Shaft," to see why he's is a bad mutha!
2)"UMM-UMM, bitch!"
SAMUEL L JACKSON - what does it mean?
He's the guy that plays every black person in every movie ever.
"Hey man who's that guy that plays that black guy in that movie?"
"Probably Samuel L. Jackson"
"What about that other movie where the dude died and the guys did the stuff?"
"Samuel L. Jackson again man."
SAMUEL L JACKSON - meaning
A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.
Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.
SAMUEL L JACKSON - definition
A black actor who's appeared in just about every movie. Ever.
When in doubt, cast Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting or leading role.
SAMUEL L JACKSON - slang
The black guy in every movie or series
I loved samuel L. Jacksons' acting in pulp fiction
SAMUEL L JACKSON
He's one bad mutha fucka...honestly, didn't you fuckin see Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, who happens to be another bad mutha fucka?
God
Shaft
Samuel L. Jackson is God
SAMUEL L JACKSON
1. Bad-ass mutha fucker.
"Dude, did you see Pulp Fiction?"
"Yeah, that guy Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad-"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"I'm just talkin about SLJ!"
"We can dig it."
SAMUEL L JACKSON
A God among actors. He's so important, that you have to include the "L" in his middle name every time you talk about him.
Kid: Who's Samuel Jackson?
Me: Shut your bitch mouth, infidel! *slaps* It's Samuel L. Jackson, and don't you EVER FORGET IT!