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What is Ron Swanson?
a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey
Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"
Ron Swanson - video
Ron Swanson - what is it?
Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)
Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon
Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches
I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.
What does "Ron Swanson" mean?
An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.
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Ron Swanson - what does it mean?
The coolest guy ever
Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?
Ron Swanson - meaning
The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.
"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."
--Ron Swanson