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What is RoadKill?what you become when you stand in front of me speeding my car. sigh, that poor racoon. got hit so damn hard it ruined my airconditioner though. RoadKill - meme gifRoadKill - videoRoadKill - what is it?A ugly, asno guy that you want to die or hes just ugly & looks like he got hit by a truck. You would never have sex with him cause he looks effed up. again, known to be a ugly asno. That asno is roadkill! What does "RoadKill" mean?A term used to describe deceased animals that get hit by vehicles, who haven't learned how to look both ways before crossing the street, or using designated zebra crossings to get across the street safely. Commonly these animals include squirrels, deer, and foxes. Oh my goodness, did you see the size of that deer that we almost hit ?! It was almost roadkill. RoadKill - what does it mean?A delicacy in the rural regions of the southern United States. The family by the bayou had two day old possum roadkill for dinner. RoadKill - meaningA Bahamian slang word used to describe someone that can't possibly look any worse. Man that boy Dominic really needs to loose the ski jacket and a haircut, or he's gonna to keep looking like roadkill. RoadKill - definitionSquished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals. Yo mama is roadkill. RoadKill - slangwhat is killed in a road accident. The restaurant was accused of serving the roadkill to its customers. The roadkill was a dead goat. RoadKillWhat happens when the goddamn critter doesn't get the fuck out the way of my truck. That squirrel just stood in the middle of the road. I just hit the gas and BAM! Instant roadkill. RoadKillA cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal. Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics. RoadKillBending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!" So that's the guy who roadkilled me the first day I joined the Legion years ago. |
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