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What is Rice?
Import car owners who add a 2 foot spoiler, a one inch ground clearance kit, a large tin can to the exhaust (which sounds like a go-cart) system and place chinese and japenese characters all over the car hoping it going faster. They think they have race cars. Very often found around chinese food places. Despite what may be thought, the only threat is their driving skill on the road and trying to navigate around them. Also believed to race sometimes, but never winning, even to a 1981 dodge omni
"hey ming-mong, my yerrow stickels can take his olange paint in a lace anyday, now let's go for some sushi and kaleoki"
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Rice - video
Rice - what is it?
cool, amazing spectacular
fabulous
DeVaughn is so rice.
that guy got his head chopped off how rice!
dude ur so asian that your rice
pinto beans pssshh rice
What does "Rice" mean?
A derogatory term, referring to Asian males who modify old economy cars to make them louder and slower, in an attempt to look cool and compensate for their miniscule penises. The true result of these efforts is that the loud car draws attention to the fact that theyβre an idiot, with a slow, loud car and a tiny penis.
The term βriceβ is slang for βrice dickβ, which itself originates from the fact that the typical Asian male has a penis thatβs no larger than a single grain of rice.
R.I.C.E. is also considered to be an acronym for Really Infinitesimal Cock Exhibition.
Phil: "Oh my god! That fuckinβ idiot cut the muffler off his 1991 Civic and taped a trash can lid to the roof to act as a spoiler."
Mark: "Stupid fuckinβ Rice."
Rice - what does it mean?
A street drug made common by Low Riders. It is the worst possible drug that you can take.
"Hey, let's go take some oxycotton"
"Nah, I like vicodin"
"I like rice"
Rice - meaning
When one is being excessive or a drama queen.
A: Dad only bought me the iPhone 11. I wanted the 11 pro.
B: Thatβs so rice!
Rice - definition
a car with mods with no performance reason for them
yo, BRO!.....rice is meant to eat, not to drive
Rice - slang
Pronunciation: \ΛrΔ«s\
Function: verb
1. When a man swings his penis, often erect, with such great force that it knocks the girl to the ground upon impact.
Bob: Dude, last night right as Cindy and I were about to have sex she let out a fart; I didn't know what to do.
Ray: Wtf?!? If my girl ever tried pulling that on me I'd whip out my dick and Rice her.
Rice
Rice is a term used to describe a trend in the modern, American, car culture. An offshoot of the true underground street racing scene of the late 80s, where people want to become a part of the scene, though they were never really involved in it at the beginning. So when some one puts what would be considered Rice on their car it is in an effort to fit into the image of the street racer. The cheapest way to look like this way is with purely sensory modifications, Altezza lights, large muffler tips without any exhaust modifications, wild paint, wild body kits, spoilers, mismatched badges and stickers, large flamboyant rims, excessive stereo, etc.
Anything that would appear to add performance, but inreality does not.Though any care can be βricedβ it usually occurs with sport compact cars both domestic, and foreign. The ricer modifies his or her car to please others, rather then himself, they are more concerned that their car looks fast, that if it is fast.
"That car is riced out."
"Look at that ricer."
"I dont like that, mod it is to rice for me."
Rice
Mostly a Honda Civic that's worth a grand cause it's a 93 dx...with altezza's and 4 grand worth of rims and tires, and a 3 grand paint job with 2 grand woth of stickers and a tomatoe can for an exhaust...with the SPEAKER blow off valve, under the hood.
"Hey man I bought a Type-R sticker for my Civic, it adds 5 Hp so now I have 110 Hp"
Rice
i) Food staple, ususally associated with asian countries but consumed worldwide.
ii) A car, usually a late model of japanese origin, that has had numerous features added to it that may enhance its looks, but do nothing for its performance.
Examples include "VTEC" and "Mugen" stickers, large spoilers, chrome wheels ( see also bling bling ), large diameter exhaust pipes,
clear brake light lenses and lowered springs.
iii) Individual features of a car noted in (ii) above
i) "I'd like a number 24 with sweet & sour sauce, 3 spring rolls and a bowl of rice please"
ii) Look at that Civic!. It's pure rice!
iii) Don't put that huge spoiler on your car dude, it's 100% rice.