Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Retail?

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.

Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.

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Retail - video


Retail - what is it?

The effect a store has on you when you enter. You arrive and forgot what you came to purchase, so you wander around the store trying to remember.

I went to Target last night for toothpaste and got retail amnesia. I spent $75 on crap I didn't need and forgot the toothpaste I needed.

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What does "Retail" mean?

the completely fake, often overdone smile plastered on the faces of retail employees everywhere; usually insincere, as customers really give retail employees nothing to smile about; related closely to people voice

Did you see that guy working at Hollister? He had a total retail smile on his face!

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Retail - what does it mean?

Awesome, excellent, fantastic.

That concert last weekend was retail.

"Hey, I got an A on my bio midterm!"
"Retail!"

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Retail - meaning

Young women who work at department stores.

At first, I had considered fast food, but then I saw the ReTail at the clothing store. I chose to get some ReTail.

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Retail - definition

The profession of most homosexual males. This implies that the individual's income and sophistication is limited. Working class gay.

I don't want to go out with him. He's retail. Everyone at this club is retail.

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Retail - slang

Young women who work at department stores.

At first, I had considered fast food, but then I saw the ReTail girl at the clothing store. I chose to get some ReTail.

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Retail

A revisit to the same babe you got a piece of tail from before.

He was so horny he decided to go retail the fine babe he saw last week.

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Retail

A reminder as to the benefits of a corporate job. Sure, you may have a stiff neck from eye strain, but its beats anything vs. a job where you're treated as sub-human, have to meet sales deadlines, and will make piss poor change from commission. Also every month of December is treated as hell due to Christmas.

Person 1: "I fucking hate my corporate job; doing the same shit every day."

Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."

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Retail

One of the shittiest professions...One that causes much depression, psychosis, anger, jealousy, frustration, and anxiety. It is extremely degrading. They never pay people what they are worth; the workers have to deal with a bunch of crap while getting paid peanuts.

I had to go to therapy after working in retail for a decade.

People treat me like I'm stupid because I work in retail.

I work at a retail job where people don't get raises, but instead there's a shitty "Employee of the Month" reward.

I work in retail; therefore, I cannot afford to pay back my student loans or take nice vacations.

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