What is Red Pancake?
To get dumped suddenly and without reason.
I got pancaked last night.
Red Pancake - what is it?
A delicious food that, when thought of, causes the victim to fly into a hunger induced rage. Symptoms include karate and biting.
Pancakes! PANCAKES! PANCAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!
What does "Red Pancake" mean?
1. A flat thin cake made by pouring batter onto a hot greased pan, and flipped to cook on both sides.
2. To flatten or squish something.
3. Used to describe a situation that isn't quite right or does not add up, usually followed by the word "ass".
4. A person that is fun to be around on multiple levels or "stacks". Usually used in a pronoun context.
5. An irregular or emergency landing in which an aircraft drops flat to the ground from a low altitude.
6. A theory that was drawn up in the aftermath of 911 that remained the official reason for the World Trade Center's collapse until dismissed by the National Institute of Science and Technology. The Pancake Theory insinuated that the towers collapsed due to shear weight of the upper floors slamming on to the floors below them and piling down on top of each other one at a time. The theory was dismissed because of its careless lack of reason and logic and the fact that it completely defies the basic laws of physics.
1. Blueberry pancakes are Kathy's favorite dish for breakfast.
2. Carl pancaked his dog Rover when he lost his footing and landed on him.
3. Eric gave Dan a pancake-ass excuse for why he didn't reply to his messages.
4. Pancake made me laugh so hard I pee'd my pants.
5. Herb had an emergency in his pants so he turned the plane around and came in quick and low for a pancake landing.
6. Just the thought of someone actually believing the Pancake Theory makes me sick to my stomach with disgust and shameful pity.
Red Pancake - what does it mean?
noun, plural - when a womans breasts look very big and voluptuous in a bra, but with no bra they sag and flatten out
your momma's boobs look nice, but when i got her naked i saw that they were pancakers and left immediately.
Because words are hard, pancakes is an expression of fondness, infatuation, and affection when no other expression seems to fit or is appropriate. It is something you can say to someone so that they will know, and you will know, even though neither of you really know. There is also an emoji for it, so that is nice.
Did you tell her how you feel?
No, I got tongue-tied and said, "I really like pancakes."
Well, did she get it?
Yeah, because she said she likes pancakes too, and then we totally nibbled.
When you assume a sex position so that each thrust emits a sound similar to that of pancakes being thrown at walls.
Brit couldn't sleep last night because of how hard Haig and Jacox were pancaking
When a girl is on her period and she shits into a toilet bowl of period blood, thus conpleteing red velvet pancake. Ejaculate topping is optional.
Whats that smell?
Oh yeah I just made some fresh gnarly red velvet pancakes!
Don't... Just Don't
Guy: I looked up Red Pancake on Google... Thats why i'm .
A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina
This bitch had a red pancake after 40 years
blue waffle hoe bitch slut
When a girl that has a blue waffle gets eaten out so much it gets raw and turns red
guy 1: i hear your new girlfriend hs a blue waffle
guy 2: not anymore i...we had sex and i turned it into a red pancake
guy 1: ohhhhh......thats nasty!