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What is R Kelly?
Where's your restroom? I really need to take an R. Kelly.
R Kelly - video
R Kelly - what is it?
Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."
1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.
1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.
What does "R Kelly" mean?
child molester...
shit rapper...
GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."
R Kelly - what does it mean?
Used in Street Fighter to describe the act of winning a round by Perfect, since the winner's health meter stays yellow and the win icon is denoted by a P i.e. the winner P'd on the opponent.
1. Damn, he lost the final round by R Kelly.
2. Crap, I got double R Kelly'd.
R Kelly - meaning
DA KNEEGA WHO PEESSSED ON KIDS
I just pulled an R Kelly on your mother
R Kelly - definition
A very talented singer who unfortunately , is a sick pervert who urinates on little girls.
I liked R Kelly's music , until he peed on a 13 year old girl.
R Kelly - slang
a sick man who pissed on a 14 year old chick
'i don't believe r kelly is guilty 'cause he good!' (hypothetically)
R Kelly
A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.
Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.
I felt like R Kelly after giving that skank a golden shower.
R Kelly
The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.
R Kelly
1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.
2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )
3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)
4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)
5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly
6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate
7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY
8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music
9. Keith Sweats rival
10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.
NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.