sometimes you are walking around on campus and you happen to get a glimpse of a good rear end you suspect to belong to a good looking female. Upon passing "said" female you notice facial hair and a lack a breast. You think. A Guy?
A place whose gender ratio is only made fun of by guys who wouldn't be able to get girls even if they went to school where the ratio was reversed in their favor.
I haven't slept in weeks, but the assignment is done AND I have a date on Friday. Hopefully I won't crash beforehand, but let's be honest: this is RIT and the date is just with my xBox and a bag of Cheetos.
I get eight hours of sleep every night, and have a 4.0, but I don't do anything else. My friends are gone, and I should really transfer from the brick hellhole that is RIT.
At RIT, students are on a quarter system, but they still take as many courses as semester students do. They cram 15 weeks worth of class contact hours into 10, and then complain about their lack of foresight for attending RIT.
1. A state of mind, a condition of pessimism, cynicism, or general hopelessness.
2. A powerful money reducing agent, second only to woman. Can make a lifes savings dissapear, only to be transmuted into bricks. Also known as a moneypit.
3. A place that forces otherwise normal men to use desperate methods to get poon tang. Can reduce a man's standards in women to unacceptably low levels. Can turn a man into a flaky bitch.
Where the 10 point scale of rating how good women look is resorted to the pass fail system, because there are no 10's or even 5's on the campus. Basically guys have the RIT goggles...the equal of 2 Beer goggles.
Guy from RIT ~That Chick is hot
Guy from Penn State ~What are you talking about...
Guy From RIT ~Oh sorry...must be the RIT Goggles
11,887 guys, 113 girls (4 hot, 109 monsters)
2,000 art students, 10,000 legitimate students
9,308 LAN parties, 898,048 gallons alcohol, 12,498,203 lbs. marijuana, 12 broken elevators, 0 sunny days, 10 week quarters, 3.95 avg GPA, 323,897,108,304,103 bricks, 12,384,304,142 cigarettes, 9,301 anime junkies, 24 jocks, 5,603 that will make more money than you, 0 chance of getting laid.
1 big happydysfunctional family
1. My deepest condolences that your sun is going to RIT.
2. You went to RIT because you couldn't get ass anyway, ad needed an excuse for sucking so much.