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What is Quimby?
(O.)From early 15th Century England. Farmers had problems with Quimbies.
1.A person who sucks farts out of a dead chickens ass.
That there quimby just stole my chicken.
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Quimby - what is it?
Simply put, the meat in a manwich. Variations include "E.L.Fudgepacker" and, in upstate New York, "Quivey".
What does "Quimby" mean?
A Quimby is someone who is a total twat. No matter how much of a gimp / loser the Quimby in question is, they will always think they are a cut above. A Quimby is someone who holds their coffee mug with both hands in a cradle like fashion in a way you would on freezing cold day in order to warm your hands. However, the Quimby holds his / her mug like this all the fucking time even in the midst of summer when every other cunt is sweating their tits off.
A Quimby will not engage in full group conversation and will adopt a too cool for school attitude in such a situation, especially if the rest of the participants are having a laugh and joke.
A Quimby is a miserable twat who likes to hang around by themselves as they perceive themselves to be better than everyone else.
A Quimby jogs to work but refuses to have a shower so everyone else has to put up with his / her stinking attitude as well as stinking armpits.
A Quimby is someone who is quiet around normal folk, but as soon as his / her boss is on the scene goes on a full on charm offensive which usually results in the Quimby and the boss been alone together in the end and a full on rimming session will them commence.
A Quimby is someone you wanna bitch slap everytime they speak.
Fred:'I caught Quimby earlier with his tongue lapping round the gaffers brown eye.'
Jim: ' the pricks always doing it man.'
Quimby - what does it mean?
A long, skinny penis. Exact opposite of a chode.
Person 1: You have a chode
Person 2: No, i have a quimby
Quimby - meaning
Noun 1. A profession in which you suck all of the air and gas out of dead bodies, so they do not fart or burp during family visiting hours or during the memorial.
They called the Quimby in before they prepared the body for the open casket viewing.
Quimby - definition
Perverted older man, who sneaks around the neighborhood sniffing and licking bicycle seats.
Damn, creepy ole man Jenkins is a straight up Quimby!!!
Quimby - slang
A person who sucks the farts out of dead chickens.
After a chicken is dead a farmboy will suck the fart out staight from the cornhole.
Quimby
To make a fool of oneself unintentionally. Reference to "Mayor Quimby" from The Simpsons, who was subjected to frequent misfortune as the result of his unluckiness. A Quimby can refer to an event in which someone humiliates themself or a period of time in which their behaviour was littered with frequent misfortune. The word "Qumiby" can be used as a verb or an adjective.
Frequent occasions for which the term can be used include: Failing a test, getting obscenely drunk, falling over/tripping up etc.
NB: Credit to Alex Waylett for raising awareness of the word
Describing someone having had a "Quimby"- "You've had a Quimby mate." (Verb)
Describing a currently occuring event- "You're having a Quimby of a time" (Adjective)
Abusing someone and teasing them- "Ahhhh Qumiby!" (Noun)
Quimby
A person who sucks farts out of dead chickens
Quimby
a righteous soul, one who knows whats good; Someone with many ideas.
What are we going to do today quimby?