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What is Pussy Whipped?
A Man that is controlled by a woman. often acting as a slave in fear of loosing the woman or doing what ever she says.
Friend#1: Sorry i cant hang tonight, my girlfriend is making me clean her toilets for her.
Friend#2: Dude you are so Pussy Whipped!
Pussy Whipped - video
Pussy Whipped - what is it?
If you've ever been petting your cat and they've became annoyed and swatted you...you've truly been "pussy whipped"!
As I was petting Gladys, she became irritated and scratched me...Man, I'm so Pussy Whipped!
What does "Pussy Whipped" mean?
You world blindly revolving around your woman.
Jeff's decisions are based on what his woman is doing. Ditching his boys her and forgetting what is important to him. He is SO pussy whipped!
Pussy Whipped - what does it mean?
A friend you wanted to hang out with that night ditches you to hangout with his new girlfriend. Bros before hoes
Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Dude 1: hey man want to come over and drink a few beers and watch the game?
Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.
NEXT DAY
Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.
Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her
Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch
Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend
Pussy Whipped - meaning
A guy so infatuated by a woman, or should I say Goddess, that he would eat a yard of her feces just to see where it came from. Once there, begging for seconds.
He’s so pussy whipped that he is just happy she lets him see it.
Pussy Whipped - definition
Where the male in the relationship has no control at all, as the female has such a firm grip on his testicles that if she says a command, he will do it. The female refuses to let go of the males genatalia for any reason that is detrimental to her achieving complete happiness.
He is rarely seen by his friends as the leash that he is kept on is never, if at all removed.
Optional traits of said female include a snobbiness of anything seemingly 'beneath her' and an incredible distaste for any other female her boyfriend may have any remote friendship with.
Person A: Me and X split up, I'll be coming out tonight!
Person B: Ah about time! We haven't seen you for weeks!
later that night
Person B: Hey, where's A?!
Person C: Oh didn't you hear? X wouldn't let him come out...
B: He said they split up :S
C: Yeah, they got back together... he's so pussy whipped
Pussy Whipped - slang
To be a slave to your woman.
Matt Davis Is So Pussy Whipped.
Pussy Whipped
When the male of the homosapien species repeatedly puts off and furthermore completely absolves social time with his male and female friends because of the wishes of his master (female overlord). It should be noted from large amounts of scientific sampling if his female overlord is a graduate of Texas A&M the control seems to be near absolute. With the only means of escape being a bi-weekly cock-stamp ing of his overlord to remind her who is in charge. However our specimen never has the courage to perform the stamping, due to fear of intercourse being cut-off or extreme limiting of future activities, eating and breathing included.
Our specimen is so pussy whipped he cancels pre standing plans with long time friends and to be noted their girlfriends as well, to pursue activities on nasty oil infected beaches of the gulf coast. This is done simply by the request of his female overlord, with no thought of his friends or their significant others.
Pussy Whipped
A man with no balls or backbone that has a super high maintenance girlfriend or wife. The majority of newly married men are considered to be severely pussy whipped.
Can't make decisions without asking her and nothing ever goes his way. Most of his friends have disowned him and openly mock him.
Jim - "Yo Jerry, I have tickets for the Browns and Steelers game"
Jerry - "Uh, ah, uh I have to ask Mindy if I can go. Just a minute." Silence then loud screaming in the background.
Jerry - "Sorry, but Mindy wants me to go to the arts and craft show this weekend"
Jim - "You dickless pussy whipped sack of shit. Tell the bitch your going"
Jerry - "I can't do that! You don't understand"
Pussy Whipped
Fuck all these other definitions, pussy whipped is when you sprung high as hell off the pussy, you desert everything for the pussy and live for the pussy. Pussy so good you willing to take all her shit just to keep it to your self. It is often associated with the effects of crack use. its just so addictive to you, you cant leave it alone. Warning, being called pussy whipped can also mean that you are a bitch nigga.
Boy 1- Ay G you wanna hit up the block later?
Boy 2- Naw i'ma pass my girl want me to plant tulips with her.
Boy 1- Word G? She got you planting flowers and shit?!
Boy 2- Yeah thats my boo.
Boy 1- Nah nigga you just pussy whipped.
*In both sense of the word.