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What is Purity Ring?
Someone that's Christian and won't fuck until they're married
Jack: did you and Anne do it?
John: no the bitch just told me she wore a god damn purity ring
Purity Ring - video
Purity Ring - what is it?
a little silver ring that announces to the world that you take it only up the ass.
did you see her purity ring? that pooper's gotta be loose.
What does "Purity Ring" mean?
A ring to symbolize that the wearer of the ring will not have sex before marriage. Usually given at purity ball, which is a formal event where the daughter pledges to her father that she will not have sex before marriage infront of many people. Kind of sexist and very creepy.
Most purity rings are worn by girls and the majority of them have superior attitudes towards those who engage in premarital sex. By displaying this very personal decision to the world, they are getting on their high horse and judging those who engage in pleasurable acts. It's just another way for people to believe they are better than others.
Nicky: Yeah, so after being with Ben for over a year..
Sally: Yeah and..
Nicky: I think I'm ready to take it to the next level an-
Elizabeth: OMG guyss guess what!?!
Nicky and Sally: What?
Elizabeth: I got a purity ring!
Sally: Yes, we know. We were there.
Nicky: Congratulations anyway. As I was saying, I think I'm finally ready to make a commitment to Ben an-
Elizabeth: Why don't you guys get purity rings too?
Nicky: We believe in premarital sex..
Sally: *nudges Nicky* and this one has a boyfriend.
Elizabeth: OMFG you guys are sinners! What would God think? Thank God I got my purity ring; it'll save me from your influences.
Nicky and Sally: Um, okay.
Elizabeth: Don't you want to be pure?
Nicky and Sally walk away.
Elizabeth: Dirty Whores.
Purity Ring - what does it mean?
A ring that is a reminder to you and to God that you will stay pure till marriage; Abstinence until marriage.
The Jonas Brothers! Nick Jonas has a purity ring that says 'poned' and Joe has one with a cross on it.
Purity Ring - meaning
a ring that someone wears to make a promise to not have sex before they are married.
The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings as a symbol of their respect for girls and to promise not to have sex before they are married.
Purity Ring - definition
A ring that signifies postponing sexual involvement until marriage.
Guy: Wanna do it?
Girl: No! Didn't you see my purity ring? I'm saving myself for marriage!
Purity Ring - slang
Max Williams is a faggot because he wears a purity ring.
Purity Ring
A sure sign you're a little bitch brainwashed by religion.
Kyle can't bone his girlfriend because his idiot Christian parents make him wear a purity ring.
Purity Ring
A pretty silver ring symbolizing a pledge to stay a virgin until marriage that Christian teenagers wear while they're having underage, premarital sex anyway.
I lost my purity ring while I was fucking the pastor's daughter/son.
Purity Ring
A ring that is only meant to be for the wearer, as a reminder of their commitment to God to save sex for marriage. It is not supposed to be showy, or a symbol that they think they are superior, but simply a personal reminder. It is a big deal to the wearer, but it is supposed to be personal and only between God and that person. Granted, some people do wear them for the wrong reasons, but there are always people who do things for the wrong reasons. And yes, guys do wear them, and please, make fun of us all you want, we don't care.
Richard: "What is that ring you are wearing?"
Andrew: "Oh, its my purity ring."
Richard: "What does that mean?"
Andrew: "Just a reminder for me of my commitment to purity until marriage."
Richard: "Oh, well I don't believe in that."
Andrew: "Ok, well that is fine."