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What is Punxsutawney?
Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.
Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.
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Punxsutawney - what is it?
While fucking a woman, you pull your dick out and smack her ass. If your dick sees its shadow she won't get pregnant for another 6 weeks.
I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.
What does "Punxsutawney" mean?
On groundshog day, a guy puts a penis pumps on a womans asshole. He pumps it up and her piles pucker and are exposed. If you see it's shadow, you'll have 6 more weeks of grat anal sex.
Omg, I seen her punxsutawney puckers shadow!
Punxsutawney - what does it mean?
The same type of food you have over and over again through an extended period of time. More likely to occur now, thanks to the economic climate.
After buying a wad of billy bear meat and some bread, Dave realised his diet would soon become a Punxsutawney lunch.
Punxsutawney - meaning
This hardcore sex move occurs only during sunrise anal intercourse. The man plows the girls ass so hard that she pinksocks to the point that it casts a shadow across her asscheek.
This is best celebrated during Groundhog Day every Feb 2nd.
Damn, I gave my girl such a big Punxsutawney Pinksock that it saw its own shadow. Now I won't get laid for six weeks.
Punxsutawney - definition
When you are having anal sex with your partner, before climax, you put a hampster/gerbal into the ass and continue with the sex. If you are still able to climax, there will be six more weeks of winter!
Jerry was with Meadow last night and it was wild. She's so freaky, she asked him for a Punxsutawney Phil.
Punxsutawney - slang
A play on the name Punxsutawney Phil, the official Groundhog's Day groundhog. It could refer to the feeling you get when you wake up; a good, fresh, ambitious feeling, like you're ready to conquer the day. Used in the song "Frick Park Market" by Mac Miller.
Mac Miller: "Every time I rhyme I get that Punxsutawney feeling"
Punxsutawney
...In the grand tradition of Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog who comes out in the winter to see his shadow in order to predict an early Spring, A Punxsutawney Jill is the FIRST girl you spot outside wearing Summer clothes too early in the Spring. Generally she is showing a lot of skin, as in extremely tight short shorts usually with some booty showing, and a tight sleeveless half-shirt or a halter top.
...Whoa dude, look at this chick! She's in shorts and a bikini top in April!
...Dude you just spotted a Punxsutawney Jill! Summer must be right around the corner!
Punxsutawney
Punxsutawney is a small town in western Pennsylvania. Don't be fooled by the movie "Groundhog Day" Nothing good comes out of this town. The schools are awful and there is a bar on every corner. Town is full of redneck hicks whose small minds cannot comprehend anyone being different from them. So therefore, very racist, sexist, judgmental, ignorant town. Now if you are a racist judgmental hick, then move here! You'll fit in just fine! But if your not...don't move here! If you have to...well...just be prepared. Stay strong. Don't say I didn't warn you.
I am moving out of this shit hole town today! Punxsutawney, you can kiss my religiously tolerant open-minded ass!
Punxsutawney
Small town in Pennsylvania about 80 miles Northeast of Pittsburgh. Home of Punxsutawney Phil, the famous groundhog (woodchuck). Every Feb. 2 (Candlemas), there is a huge gathering at Gobbler's Knob to see if Phil will see his shadow. This predicts whether there will be 6 more weeks of Winter or and early Spring. The nickname for the town is "Punxsy". "The Ramblers", a singing group in the 1950s, had a pop song called "Punxsutawney Rose". The word Punxsutawney is originally a Native American word. Punxsutawney was first settled by the Delaware Indians in 1723 and its name comes from the Indian name for the location "ponksad-uteney" which means the "town of the sandflies." The name woodchuck also has Indian origins, coming from the legend of "Wojak, the groundhog." The groundhog's full name is actually "Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators and Weather Prophet Extraordinary." It was so proclaimed by the "Punxsutawney Groundhog Club" in 1887, the same year they declared Punxsutawney to be the weather capital of the world. The 1993 film "Groundhogs Day" starring Bill Murray was based on life in Punxsutawney.
Time to go to Punxsutawney to see if Phil is going to predict an early spring!