What is Prosecco?
...bunch of prosecco swigging panty-waists wouldn't last 10 minutes on a building site anyway....
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What does "Prosecco" mean?
Prosecco - what does it mean?
A girl who wants a champagne lifestyle on a shoe string budget, with an air of entitlement.
Friend 1: My girlfriend wants me to take on holiday to the Caribbean now. It's the third time we have been away this year. Of course she isnt paying for any of it.
Prosecco - meaning
I have just bought a flat in the middle of Prosecco Ghetto its very nice and near to Waitrose.
Prosecco - definition
Just read a Mumsnet post about a transgender teacher. Prosecco Stormfront strikes again!
Prosecco - slang
Usually found in groups, often from council estates, often wearing garments featuring fake Swarovski’s, Ugg boots, long straight hair extensions with a bad ombré job. Walls at home emblazoned with vinyl decals with ‘Love Laugh Live’ or similar. Describe themselves as ‘full time mummy’ on Facebook. They get pissed on prosecco before going out leaving the kids to make their own spaghetti hoops for tea. Then writing statuses like ‘my kids are my world’ while snorting coke in the toilets at Revolution. They have ‘the girls’ round for a few quiet drinks on a Tuesday night, and the police get called by neighbours at around 3am. They will need handbag sized bottles of Prosecco the next day to do the school run. Some role models of the Prosecco Mum include: Katie Price, Kim Kardashian and anyone from TOWIE. A group of Prosecco Mums is known as a ‘Murder’ of Prosecco Mums. If no Prosecco is obtainable a ‘PM’ may resort to putting petrol in the Soda Stream. Favourite phrases include: U ok Hun? and I’m fumming babes. The Prosecco Mum often is to be found with a Stella Dad. A popular career for a PM would be a Juice Plus Rep, this gives them time for childcare. Childcare in this case is allowing their offspring to run riot in public places while they take dog ear selfies on their phones.
“Did you see that girl on Jeremy Kyle? She was a proper Prosecco Mum”
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