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What is Progressive?The flip side of the Fox News viewer. Like their conservative counterparts progressives believe themselves intellectually and morally superior to anyone of a different political persuasion. Also Like the Fox News junkie they often ruin your Thanksgivings and turn every conversation into a political one so they can excuse and ignore the failures of their life. They consume an unhealthy amount of news (usually TYT) and can be found jerking each other off on reddit. Also like the Fox News conservative They see the world as black and white and are responsible for the death of civility, empathy, and community. Progressive snobs and conservative trolls have turned the internet into an embarrassing nightmare. Hey John are you a progressive or conservative? Neither, I enjoy peace and harmony. Iām also allergic to bullshit. Progressive - meme gifProgressive - videoProgressive - what is it?1. The new Derogatory term for "Libtard" aka "Liberal" aka Commie or Socialist. 1. Damn Progressives! They want to destroy our way of life by taxing the shit out of us and making the government run every damn thing by socialising America so they can bow down to those terrorists and commies while taking away our guns so that we can't fight back. Fucking Liberal baby killing pinko unamerican surrenderist welfare state handout socialists! What does "Progressive" mean?Living proof that stupidity has no limits. Progressives are people who think a government that runs record deficits should have the power to make businesses operate in a fiscally responsible manner. Oh you ran up your credit card to the maxium and then took out a new one? How Progressive. Progressive - what does it mean?1. Someone terrified by the idea that someone, somewhere, might be earning money. Dave just blew his raise on an extension for his house but keeps going on about how evil the corporations are. Progressive - meaningMorally backward The Progressive Left wants sanctuary cities, higher taxes, free everything and less Liberty Progressive - definitionMember of a group who believe conformity is the way to Morality The Progressive Instructor gave the questioning student a poor grade. Progressive - slangUniversity educated younger working professionals often living in newer, trendy, upscale type of neighborhoods. Most believe their higher education puts them a good cut above most poor in society and will lead them to a peaceful, quality, happy successful existence in life. Some men living this type of lifestyle can often been seen riding bicycles and often enough put an 'S' on the back of their car windshields at least in Albuquerque, NM or put something about 'Superman' on their license plate to boost their ego or accomplishments. These types of people are the new super hero's in society at least to their own type. Contrary to what most believe they are NOT liberals but more conservatives. They try to 'defy all stereotypes' so the critics can't possibly classify them into any negative based category of which has worked well. It is a trendy respectable thing for them to advocate positive change for humanity or environment but they often look after their own interests in practical reality. A younger progressive University educated lady asks me what are you buying all the vinegar for? She says your trying to 'go green' and save the environment aren't you? She says that's such a nobel cause as she checks out with her organic veggies and fruits. I refer back that I'm just poor and vinegar happens to work better or be cheaper than other cleaning supplies. She immediately takes a disinterest after that response never looking back again. ProgressiveA term that former liberals co-opted when they discovered that their delusional beliefs didn't fit any recognized definition of the word liberal. Conservative: I believe in personal responsibility and smaller government ProgressiveA political platform defined usually by, but not limited to, the developmental advancement of American society through pragmatic and practical means. Contrary to right wing beliefs, Progressives are not the second coming of communism and the russians, instead they seek to improve the lifestyles of the vast majority of Americans by providing tax funded benefits that would help the country grow as a whole. Neo Con: "Those damn progressives are trying to finish what stalin started! My sign SAYS SO!" ProgressiveThe pervasive and all consuming fear, that someone, somewhere, may be doing something without your permission; and the obsessive compulsive desire to control all things that goes with it. Our mayor is so progressive, he banned sodas larger than 3 millilitres. |
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