|
|||||
What is Portman?An actor who showed early promise, but then co-starred along side some ropey CGI and Samuel L Jackson with a purple light saber. Subsequently almost everything she has been has been rubbish. Ever wanted to go and see episode one at the cinema?... No? Portman - meme gifPortman - videoPortman - what is it?Beautiful and smart. Just perfect. She is the only girl I would like to date. What does "Portman" mean?The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.) Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today. Portman - what does it mean?Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama. Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader. Portman - meaning1. Someone who is overrated. 1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman. Portman - definitionAppallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase. I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour. Portman - slang1. To be overrated. 1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman. PortmanShoving roadkill up your butthole for sexual pleasure I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good. PortmanTo Portman, is to immediately flip-flop on a position due to recently publicized circumstances pertaining to ones own life that contradict previous stance or opinion. Congressman Kats, who formerly voted against Medical Marijuana pulled a Portman today and is now in favor of such reform after himself being fined for possession of a baggy of marijuana found during a traffic stop. Portman(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State." Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas? |
|||||
www.Definder.net Powered by Urban Dictionary |