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What is Politics?
Like trading cards but with pedophiles instead of cool monsters.
Guy 1: I like Politics!
Guy 2: wtf are you a pedophile?
Guy 1: Yes
Politics - meme gif
Politics - video
Politics - what is it?
The least civilized form of man-on-man combat.
Politics is so annoying. Why can't we vote for scientists or economists instead of politicians.
What does "Politics" mean?
Something that I personally hate, lots of lies are caused from politics. Cause for a lot of strife among people, especially on the internet.
There are good moral politicians out there who are upstanding, but are rare.
Republicans say that their side is the best.
Democrats say that their side is the best.
Et cetera et cetera.
Politics - what does it mean?
The altruistic art of lifting about half of the money from each of our wallets every year and spending it with prudence, enlightenment and efficiency.
40% of our fellow adults are gleefully satisfied with the benevolent outcomes of this arrangement. You know this because when it’s election day, they don’t vote.
“I’m not going to vote, I hate politics.”
“Really? That’s amazing, I thought you loved politics. When I reach over the table and grab one fry from your plate you throw a complete conniption. But every year when your politicians take, in total, more than half of your hard-earned money, you don’t vote to do a thing about it. So I think you secretly love having a bunch of rich, old white men take your money and do whatever they want with it, no matter how demeaning and controlling their laws are to your life and to the lives of the people you love. That's quite a fetish you've got going on there, I hadn’t realized you were such a political submissive.”
Politics - meaning
OH SHIT!
I'm not getting involved in this.
Well you see, I'm voting for, well, uh, you see, I'm an Independent (Lie) and...well the system. Yeah, you gotta think about the system, consider voting these days and stuff. Say, what type of lube do you use for anal sex? I'd be much more comfortable talking about that than politics.
Politics - definition
A slowly expanding world wide blow out sale on human rights since 2001 A.D.
Politics declare war onoverblown reason> and slowly dismantle all your rights like free speech and the freedom of opinion for their paymasters from industry, economy and commerce.
Politics - slang
The best way to divide a country.
Countries such as the United States have become divided due to politics and ideology.
Politics
A stupid game where
a. A totalitarian assbag kills millions in the name of "the Nation"
b. Two groups of wealthy assbags argue about cell phones and censorship while trillions of dollars of debt is considered unimportant
The only similarity between the two is that either way, the citizens lose.
USA; China; 20th century Germany, Russia, and Italy; Greece; France, all are nations, all involve politics, no regular citizens win.
Politics
Politics = bullshit. You know it's true.
Politics
The art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly,and applying the wrong remedies
Politics:
republicans suck
democrats suck